Ex-Prince Andrew
@ex-prince-andrew.bsky.social
Pinned
After CHOOSING to leave the royal lodge, I have decided to document my re-entrance into society as a Poor.
Just joined a public gym. They won’t beat my old trainer’s morning calisthenics routine but I am enthusiastic for this “Zoomba” class
February 18, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Just joined a public gym. They won’t beat my old trainer’s morning calisthenics routine but I am enthusiastic for this “Zoomba” class
Before the public targets me for certain publicized files, I would like to state that Donald Trump is the least educated and most dangerously predatory man I have ever met. And I am an adult that collects teddy bears.
February 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Before the public targets me for certain publicized files, I would like to state that Donald Trump is the least educated and most dangerously predatory man I have ever met. And I am an adult that collects teddy bears.
We must engage in battle with this AI. It is sullying my royal lineage with old photographs.
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
We must engage in battle with this AI. It is sullying my royal lineage with old photographs.
Siri, DM Donald. Stop talking! Post.
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Siri, DM Donald. Stop talking! Post.
Siri where is Minnesota? M I N…I don’t know the rest. I want to dictate a post about the violent protestors. I did not ask to post. No don’t post that!
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Siri where is Minnesota? M I N…I don’t know the rest. I want to dictate a post about the violent protestors. I did not ask to post. No don’t post that!
The atrocities I was accused of are still generously more ethical than the action of any ICE agent.
January 25, 2026 at 3:46 AM
The atrocities I was accused of are still generously more ethical than the action of any ICE agent.
I’ve been told YouTube can teach me how to fix appliances. How do I contact their educators? Or find their classroom annex?
January 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I’ve been told YouTube can teach me how to fix appliances. How do I contact their educators? Or find their classroom annex?
My dear neighbor today fed me a sermon on how in these heated times, the color of her skin has lead to fear of being hassled by her own community. This reminded me that I need to get my penny loafers re-tasseled.
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
My dear neighbor today fed me a sermon on how in these heated times, the color of her skin has lead to fear of being hassled by her own community. This reminded me that I need to get my penny loafers re-tasseled.
What a terribly sad week. First I scuffed my Chelsea boots, then my Internet went out and I could not check the current news.
January 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
What a terribly sad week. First I scuffed my Chelsea boots, then my Internet went out and I could not check the current news.
I have found myself removed from the Palace phone plan. Please directly message me to request my new phone number.
-Sent from Cricket Wireless
-Sent from Cricket Wireless
January 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I have found myself removed from the Palace phone plan. Please directly message me to request my new phone number.
-Sent from Cricket Wireless
-Sent from Cricket Wireless
My New Year’s resolution is to embrace the cross body bag. I cannot think of any further personal flaws to improve upon.
January 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
My New Year’s resolution is to embrace the cross body bag. I cannot think of any further personal flaws to improve upon.
I think my neighbor doesn’t understand the “white elephant” gift. At the palace we traded baby white elephants and kept them in our zoo. What will I do with these socks I received?
December 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I think my neighbor doesn’t understand the “white elephant” gift. At the palace we traded baby white elephants and kept them in our zoo. What will I do with these socks I received?
Will commercial flights stop at private islands? Not the one you’re thinking of. It’s my old friend……Jimffery.
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Will commercial flights stop at private islands? Not the one you’re thinking of. It’s my old friend……Jimffery.
Attended a screening of Avatar: Fire and Ash tonight. Those poor warriors fought hard. I hope they get to complete their mining in the next movie.
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Attended a screening of Avatar: Fire and Ash tonight. Those poor warriors fought hard. I hope they get to complete their mining in the next movie.
Does anyone know a good PR person? I can pay them in experience.
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Does anyone know a good PR person? I can pay them in experience.
Does anyone still read the news? Asking for a mate.
December 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Does anyone still read the news? Asking for a mate.
When does help arrive to decorate your Christmas tree? Also, when do they bring your Christmas tree?
December 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
When does help arrive to decorate your Christmas tree? Also, when do they bring your Christmas tree?
A gentleman knocked on my door today trying to sell me solar panels. I called my uncle at his power company to report this film flam artist selling sun rays!
December 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A gentleman knocked on my door today trying to sell me solar panels. I called my uncle at his power company to report this film flam artist selling sun rays!
First day of snow! Excited for the ice sculptors and heated walkways. I can’t seem to find the public schedule for these though.
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
First day of snow! Excited for the ice sculptors and heated walkways. I can’t seem to find the public schedule for these though.
Have just discovered the show Downton Abby. These characters are so unrelatable to us common men, ha ha! But they did get the bell system all wrong.
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Have just discovered the show Downton Abby. These characters are so unrelatable to us common men, ha ha! But they did get the bell system all wrong.
Saw a man out in sweatpants today. I bet his clothier recommends sneakers instead of polished walnut monk straps!
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Saw a man out in sweatpants today. I bet his clothier recommends sneakers instead of polished walnut monk straps!
Who tends to the pigeons downtown? The Palace’s peacock wrangler trained our birds to use the outdoor restrooms and may be able to offer advice.
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Who tends to the pigeons downtown? The Palace’s peacock wrangler trained our birds to use the outdoor restrooms and may be able to offer advice.
Does anyone have the phone number for Mr. Uber’s office? I would like to book a town car.
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Does anyone have the phone number for Mr. Uber’s office? I would like to book a town car.
Looking for suggestions for where to get a croquet mallet refinished. Where does everyone get their tune ups before the season?
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Looking for suggestions for where to get a croquet mallet refinished. Where does everyone get their tune ups before the season?