EX-MartialEmpress9
@ex-martialempress9.bsky.social
The Bitch.
Makes card games and other miscellaneous shit. Maybe one day I'll actually post that stuff here.
Makes card games and other miscellaneous shit. Maybe one day I'll actually post that stuff here.
I would be doing something productive right now, but Garden Warfare 2 is on crazy sale on Steam right now, which means new players, which means the Australian servers are temporarily active enough for me to actually play the fucking game. I only have a few days before they die again!!
December 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I would be doing something productive right now, but Garden Warfare 2 is on crazy sale on Steam right now, which means new players, which means the Australian servers are temporarily active enough for me to actually play the fucking game. I only have a few days before they die again!!
Wow, this year's Xmas Steam Sale sucks hard. One of the Featured Discounts was Payday 2 at 90% off. Bro, it's a 12-year old game that everyone has & costs $15AUD at full price, that's not Featured-worthy.
When the Nintendo eShop has a better Xmas Sale than you, that's when you know you've messed up.
When the Nintendo eShop has a better Xmas Sale than you, that's when you know you've messed up.
December 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Wow, this year's Xmas Steam Sale sucks hard. One of the Featured Discounts was Payday 2 at 90% off. Bro, it's a 12-year old game that everyone has & costs $15AUD at full price, that's not Featured-worthy.
When the Nintendo eShop has a better Xmas Sale than you, that's when you know you've messed up.
When the Nintendo eShop has a better Xmas Sale than you, that's when you know you've messed up.
Capcom hosting the MM12 Robot Master design contest on Twitter of all sites may be one of the worst places on the Internet to host such a thing
Yes! Lets host our design art contest exclusively on a site that'll soon steal user content to build their shit AI models
No thanks! Sitting this one out
Yes! Lets host our design art contest exclusively on a site that'll soon steal user content to build their shit AI models
No thanks! Sitting this one out
December 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Capcom hosting the MM12 Robot Master design contest on Twitter of all sites may be one of the worst places on the Internet to host such a thing
Yes! Lets host our design art contest exclusively on a site that'll soon steal user content to build their shit AI models
No thanks! Sitting this one out
Yes! Lets host our design art contest exclusively on a site that'll soon steal user content to build their shit AI models
No thanks! Sitting this one out
Would you rather:
Cock and ball torture for all eternity
OR
Watching five minutes worth of TGA
Cock and ball torture for all eternity
OR
Watching five minutes worth of TGA
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Would you rather:
Cock and ball torture for all eternity
OR
Watching five minutes worth of TGA
Cock and ball torture for all eternity
OR
Watching five minutes worth of TGA
The Metroid Prime 4 discourse is so fucking exhausting, man. I don't care what side you're on, can y'all like... kindly stfu, please?
Engaging in any conversation regarding Metroid at the moment is fucking insufferable, makes me not even want to engage with the franchise at all rn.
Engaging in any conversation regarding Metroid at the moment is fucking insufferable, makes me not even want to engage with the franchise at all rn.
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The Metroid Prime 4 discourse is so fucking exhausting, man. I don't care what side you're on, can y'all like... kindly stfu, please?
Engaging in any conversation regarding Metroid at the moment is fucking insufferable, makes me not even want to engage with the franchise at all rn.
Engaging in any conversation regarding Metroid at the moment is fucking insufferable, makes me not even want to engage with the franchise at all rn.
Gas Giant
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Gas Giant
I love it when "teddy bears" exist in random movies/shows/games/etc, primarily those that take place in worlds vastly different to ours. As it implies that despite everything, despite how different the depicted world is to ours, that the 26th POTUS "Theodore Roosevelt" once existed & is 100% canon.
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I love it when "teddy bears" exist in random movies/shows/games/etc, primarily those that take place in worlds vastly different to ours. As it implies that despite everything, despite how different the depicted world is to ours, that the 26th POTUS "Theodore Roosevelt" once existed & is 100% canon.
Weed Spray
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Weed Spray
I should be drawing right now, but I'm genuinely too fatigued to do so. So I'm gonna post this thing here that I drew a few days ago that I'm quite happy with and pretend that I did something.
October 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I should be drawing right now, but I'm genuinely too fatigued to do so. So I'm gonna post this thing here that I drew a few days ago that I'm quite happy with and pretend that I did something.
As someone who most definitely does not live in America, very few things pains me more than hearing an American accent and American terms come out of a non-American person's mouth. Especially if they're a child. It's very bothersome, and I know it's likely not the person in question's fault.
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
As someone who most definitely does not live in America, very few things pains me more than hearing an American accent and American terms come out of a non-American person's mouth. Especially if they're a child. It's very bothersome, and I know it's likely not the person in question's fault.
Did not expect The Last Dinner Party's "From The Pyre" album to drop today and so soon, but that's okay. I really needed it today, and it's also very fucking good.
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Did not expect The Last Dinner Party's "From The Pyre" album to drop today and so soon, but that's okay. I really needed it today, and it's also very fucking good.
Skittles taste significantly worse when you mistake them for MnM's
September 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Skittles taste significantly worse when you mistake them for MnM's
so metroid prime 4 tho
September 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
so metroid prime 4 tho
I don't think that there are enough colours. We need more colours!
September 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I don't think that there are enough colours. We need more colours!
No one told me Look Back (2024) was going to be so sad, what the fuck!?
September 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
No one told me Look Back (2024) was going to be so sad, what the fuck!?
Every now and again, I am randomly reminded of the Alien franchise's existence, in when I then enter a week long Alien phase. Once it ends, it usually takes about a day or two before the next time I am reminded of it, in which the phase starts all over again.
I fucking love Alien AAAAAAAHHHH!!
I fucking love Alien AAAAAAAHHHH!!
August 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Every now and again, I am randomly reminded of the Alien franchise's existence, in when I then enter a week long Alien phase. Once it ends, it usually takes about a day or two before the next time I am reminded of it, in which the phase starts all over again.
I fucking love Alien AAAAAAAHHHH!!
I fucking love Alien AAAAAAAHHHH!!
It'd be cool if there was a way to telepathically tell everyone I live with that, when I'm getting up at 3AM to go piss that, hey, it's just me! I'm just pissing! No, it's not some thug who broke into the house to kill you & steal your shit!
Anyways, if someone could work on a fix that'd be great.
Anyways, if someone could work on a fix that'd be great.
August 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It'd be cool if there was a way to telepathically tell everyone I live with that, when I'm getting up at 3AM to go piss that, hey, it's just me! I'm just pissing! No, it's not some thug who broke into the house to kill you & steal your shit!
Anyways, if someone could work on a fix that'd be great.
Anyways, if someone could work on a fix that'd be great.
Why did it take me so long to watch Batman Returns, this shit is a fucking riot. Did people really not like this enough to warrant replacing Burton with Schumacher?
August 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Why did it take me so long to watch Batman Returns, this shit is a fucking riot. Did people really not like this enough to warrant replacing Burton with Schumacher?
The only good thing Hulk Hogan ever did was convince the Gremlins to continue playing Gremlins 2: The New Batch at the cinemas. Other than that, nothing notable comes to mind
July 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The only good thing Hulk Hogan ever did was convince the Gremlins to continue playing Gremlins 2: The New Batch at the cinemas. Other than that, nothing notable comes to mind
Hulk Hogan is dead? Good. He was easily my least favourite character from Muppets From Space.
July 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Hulk Hogan is dead? Good. He was easily my least favourite character from Muppets From Space.
My second fucking Wacom tablet pen just broke why are these things so fucking flimsy?
July 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My second fucking Wacom tablet pen just broke why are these things so fucking flimsy?
GIVE MONEY TO ARTISTS, NOT THE FUCKING U.S. MILITARY
June 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
GIVE MONEY TO ARTISTS, NOT THE FUCKING U.S. MILITARY
Have y'all ever wondered what it's like not to be someone you look up to/think of fondly, but to be someone within their life. Parents, friends, spouse, inlaws, kids, etc. & I don't mean putting yourself in those roles, I mean in general. What's it like being those real people in that person's life?
June 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Have y'all ever wondered what it's like not to be someone you look up to/think of fondly, but to be someone within their life. Parents, friends, spouse, inlaws, kids, etc. & I don't mean putting yourself in those roles, I mean in general. What's it like being those real people in that person's life?
Hey Disney! I double-dog-dare you to make a live-action of Pocahontas! See how that'd fare for your reputation!
It's a classic Renaissance Film! What could possibly go wrong!?
It's a classic Renaissance Film! What could possibly go wrong!?
June 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Hey Disney! I double-dog-dare you to make a live-action of Pocahontas! See how that'd fare for your reputation!
It's a classic Renaissance Film! What could possibly go wrong!?
It's a classic Renaissance Film! What could possibly go wrong!?
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky. We know Deltarune's in one day.
June 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky. We know Deltarune's in one day.