Alex Aiden
@ewtsuro.bsky.social
coming of age | 29 | they/any | usa (derogatory) | https://ewtsuro.carrd.co/ | https://thrn.co/u/ewtsuro
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Dropping all my current LGBTQ+ designs for Black Friday 🫡
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Dropping all my current LGBTQ+ designs for Black Friday 🫡
realized I'm accidentally doing the Frieren challenge
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
realized I'm accidentally doing the Frieren challenge
me: I want a hedgehog so fucking bad
also me: I want an aquarium so fucking bad
also me: I want a dog so fucking bad
also me: I want a bunny so fucking bad
also me: I want a
also me: I want an aquarium so fucking bad
also me: I want a dog so fucking bad
also me: I want a bunny so fucking bad
also me: I want a
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
me: I want a hedgehog so fucking bad
also me: I want an aquarium so fucking bad
also me: I want a dog so fucking bad
also me: I want a bunny so fucking bad
also me: I want a
also me: I want an aquarium so fucking bad
also me: I want a dog so fucking bad
also me: I want a bunny so fucking bad
also me: I want a
No it's fine. I've just gotten my first drop of motivation all day, but I'll be a seat for you instead. Totally ok
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
No it's fine. I've just gotten my first drop of motivation all day, but I'll be a seat for you instead. Totally ok
why does my phone have to restart 20 times to update instead of just downloading everything at once please release me from this hell loop i just want to put on white noise so i can nap
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
why does my phone have to restart 20 times to update instead of just downloading everything at once please release me from this hell loop i just want to put on white noise so i can nap
Printers are so out of date that my new one literally included an installation CD as if most computers still come with a disk drive
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Printers are so out of date that my new one literally included an installation CD as if most computers still come with a disk drive
me, about my cat: why the FUCK won't she use the litter box properly
also me: why the FUCK won't my body let me piss
also me: why the FUCK won't my body let me piss
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
me, about my cat: why the FUCK won't she use the litter box properly
also me: why the FUCK won't my body let me piss
also me: why the FUCK won't my body let me piss
Thinking about how me and the guy who'd go on to break my heart for being "incompatible" accidentally showed up to a Halloween party in this exact matching fit
October 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Thinking about how me and the guy who'd go on to break my heart for being "incompatible" accidentally showed up to a Halloween party in this exact matching fit
Eating crumbs off the table is he stupid
October 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Eating crumbs off the table is he stupid
Cries to go outside only to sit and pout that she has to wear her harness
October 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Cries to go outside only to sit and pout that she has to wear her harness
I haven't formally met my new neighbors yet, and the only glimpses they've gotten have been of me shoveling pasta into my mouth in my pajamas, scream-singing while vaping in my car, and attempting to handfeed raccoons
September 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I haven't formally met my new neighbors yet, and the only glimpses they've gotten have been of me shoveling pasta into my mouth in my pajamas, scream-singing while vaping in my car, and attempting to handfeed raccoons
I don't have a "WIFE" or "KIDS." I have a KITTY CAT to wake up to, and I would DIE for her
September 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don't have a "WIFE" or "KIDS." I have a KITTY CAT to wake up to, and I would DIE for her
Currently under siege by a raccoon family
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Currently under siege by a raccoon family
Has there been an uptick in unnecessary tree removals or is it just my area?? A bunch of perfectly healthy trees near residential areas have been being cut down and I don't get it. They're great for basically everything and now when it's hotter than ever you're destroying them??
August 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Has there been an uptick in unnecessary tree removals or is it just my area?? A bunch of perfectly healthy trees near residential areas have been being cut down and I don't get it. They're great for basically everything and now when it's hotter than ever you're destroying them??
I'm normally not a space person, but after months/years of the worst news you've ever heard, I let out a "oh, HELL yeah" at seeing Uranus had a new baby
August 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I'm normally not a space person, but after months/years of the worst news you've ever heard, I let out a "oh, HELL yeah" at seeing Uranus had a new baby
What are you supposed to do when your aging parent refuses to listen to you about internet safety and then cries to you when they get scammed?
August 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
What are you supposed to do when your aging parent refuses to listen to you about internet safety and then cries to you when they get scammed?
I got lucky with a cat that doesn't beg for food or care that much, but thankfully I've got strays that stare me down if I'm late to fill that role
August 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I got lucky with a cat that doesn't beg for food or care that much, but thankfully I've got strays that stare me down if I'm late to fill that role
The Secret of the Mimic's autosave is going to make me fucking explode, dude. No game, but especially those with heavy exploration and closed areas, should rely solely on autosave. Limiting when and how often a player can save is fine, but no control at all is bad design.
August 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The Secret of the Mimic's autosave is going to make me fucking explode, dude. No game, but especially those with heavy exploration and closed areas, should rely solely on autosave. Limiting when and how often a player can save is fine, but no control at all is bad design.
Went out to feed the strays and the bowl was stolen again so I guess I gotta figure out a way to literally nail one down
August 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Went out to feed the strays and the bowl was stolen again so I guess I gotta figure out a way to literally nail one down
cons of having a blood disorder: increased risk of clots, stroke, and heart attack
pros of having a blood disorder: being accident-prone is fine cause cuts close super fast
pros of having a blood disorder: being accident-prone is fine cause cuts close super fast
July 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
cons of having a blood disorder: increased risk of clots, stroke, and heart attack
pros of having a blood disorder: being accident-prone is fine cause cuts close super fast
pros of having a blood disorder: being accident-prone is fine cause cuts close super fast
Everything's terrible but at least Arby's has mac n' cheese again
June 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Everything's terrible but at least Arby's has mac n' cheese again
What a fantastic time of all times to start shooting off fireworks
June 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
What a fantastic time of all times to start shooting off fireworks
Repeatedly smacks me with bucket, then proceeds to lay on my foot and continue teething like nothing happened
June 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Repeatedly smacks me with bucket, then proceeds to lay on my foot and continue teething like nothing happened
Humans be like "we own the earth cause we're the alpha species" while being unable to inhabit 80% of it, relying on 1% of available water, starving each other while wasting a billion tonnes of food, and having a higher childbirth mortality rate than similar species
June 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Humans be like "we own the earth cause we're the alpha species" while being unable to inhabit 80% of it, relying on 1% of available water, starving each other while wasting a billion tonnes of food, and having a higher childbirth mortality rate than similar species
Temporarily seeing a different therapist right now and The House came up. Gave my usual detached overview but now I'm struggling to contain all the pent up emotion from ignoring the issue for the last however many months 😮💨
June 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Temporarily seeing a different therapist right now and The House came up. Gave my usual detached overview but now I'm struggling to contain all the pent up emotion from ignoring the issue for the last however many months 😮💨