Pastrami Mommy
@ewelannawhite.bsky.social
food motivated *ctor, vo artist, comedy writer
✨words in the hard times/hard drive & the bway beat✨
✨words in the hard times/hard drive & the bway beat✨
ok honestly that goes so hard
May 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
ok honestly that goes so hard
the art//the artist
February 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
the art//the artist
am i allowed to have a good lighting selfie as a little treat
January 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
am i allowed to have a good lighting selfie as a little treat
in ridgewood if you don’t wear your scarf bubushka style they take you behind the bar/venue hybrid and shoot you
January 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
in ridgewood if you don’t wear your scarf bubushka style they take you behind the bar/venue hybrid and shoot you
just discovered a salon in williamsburg that has a service called “brain detox”
January 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
just discovered a salon in williamsburg that has a service called “brain detox”
she’s been meowing for the last 5 minutes and i look over and she’s just sitting up there high above everything oh my god
January 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
she’s been meowing for the last 5 minutes and i look over and she’s just sitting up there high above everything oh my god
trees: you better not outshine me by developing a flourishing and eye catching home on my bark
the humble moss plant:
the humble moss plant:
January 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
trees: you better not outshine me by developing a flourishing and eye catching home on my bark
the humble moss plant:
the humble moss plant:
found the most massive flake of salt in my maldon, you could build a whole miniature civilization on it
January 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
found the most massive flake of salt in my maldon, you could build a whole miniature civilization on it
when my typos are so indecipherable that autocorrect can’t figure out what i’m trying to google
December 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
when my typos are so indecipherable that autocorrect can’t figure out what i’m trying to google
the haters who said i wouldn’t get the challah loaf menorah are being real quiet right now
December 25, 2024 at 6:35 PM
the haters who said i wouldn’t get the challah loaf menorah are being real quiet right now
do we believe in house posting on bluesky?
December 22, 2024 at 6:08 PM
do we believe in house posting on bluesky?
going to the theatre tonight in my little clown outfit
December 21, 2024 at 11:08 PM
going to the theatre tonight in my little clown outfit
feel like a lego in this jacket
December 20, 2024 at 8:25 PM
feel like a lego in this jacket
32 degrees but nevertheless she persisted
December 13, 2024 at 1:58 AM
32 degrees but nevertheless she persisted
this is how i’m showing up to any plans until april by the way
December 9, 2024 at 1:03 AM
this is how i’m showing up to any plans until april by the way
many cannot fathom a mind such as his
December 6, 2024 at 11:24 PM
many cannot fathom a mind such as his
🚨CHEWY IS SELLING GUINEA PIG BERETS I REPEAT CHEWY IS SELLING GUINEA PIG BERETS🚨
December 4, 2024 at 4:33 PM
🚨CHEWY IS SELLING GUINEA PIG BERETS I REPEAT CHEWY IS SELLING GUINEA PIG BERETS🚨
ordered from a new thai place and their hottest spice level is called dog cry
December 1, 2024 at 2:46 AM
ordered from a new thai place and their hottest spice level is called dog cry
salmon hats are BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
November 29, 2024 at 11:42 PM
salmon hats are BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
just got the sunday scaries and realized it’s friday
November 29, 2024 at 8:36 PM
just got the sunday scaries and realized it’s friday
these glasses are my enemy this is not a big enough vessel for water or anything for that matter
November 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
these glasses are my enemy this is not a big enough vessel for water or anything for that matter
the god of closet reorganization has been sent to judge you wyd
November 24, 2024 at 11:44 PM
the god of closet reorganization has been sent to judge you wyd