Ewan Ross
ewanrross.bsky.social
Ewan Ross
@ewanrross.bsky.social
Gamer, painter, he/him
Hyper realistic cat in the hat reboot where the cat is put in the hat and then falls over as if its soul has left its body.
June 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Take a fucken side already.
Here's a thing for you to read...

It's about time you started having opinions about things.
myblackface.wordpress.com/2025/04/18/o...
April 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
2027 and the new Superman movie switches things up a little - Superman pairs up with Venmo - in a pickle? Superman saves, for a price.

Captain America reboot - Cap now travels the world and ensures the U.S. has free and clear access to oil.
Got to say I LOVE the Trump Administration negotiating to get Rare Minerals from Ukraine, for 2 reasons:
1. It reduces our dependence on China for Lithium and Graphite (China provides near 70% of world supply)
2. More than 50% of those minerals are in Russian Annexed land.
February 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
In two thousand and twenty F’ie
We discovered physics was a lie
It was only DEI
That kept the planes up in the sky
February 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Given the safety record of Teslas should we *really* be so mad if the Trump admin are gonna drive around in them.

I can’t imagine them being armor clad makes them less flammable.
February 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Finally actually nuked my Twitler account.
February 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by Ewan Ross
Dear Men,

We can’t begin to tackle the problem of declining men’s mental health until we start properly joining the dots - something that a lot of us seem unwilling or unable to do – I’m not quite sure which.

Probably a bit of both.

A Friday night thread🧵👇🏿
a man with a mustache says " i 'm a man " in front of him
ALT: a man with a mustache says " i 'm a man " in front of him
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December 13, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I’m oddly at peace with Trump appointing someone utterly unqualified to head up the secret service.

I might be concerned if I was an ex president though I guess.
December 3, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Slow going but he is coming along now… Roboute Guilliman, sans head.
December 2, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Christmas with the Cranks but they stick to their principals and don’t put up with the middle class shithousery of their dickwagon neighbors and friends.
November 29, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by Ewan Ross
2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary

2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
November 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
This transphobic bullshit from
Francis Howell School District’s board.

Won’t enact a ban because the courts are activists (sure thing buddies…. Red red MO is super activism for trans people) but will the very second it is clear they won’t get sued to fuck.
November 22, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Also, t’is the season
November 22, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Not a commission, just the most expensive pun I’ve ever made.

#warhammer40k #paintingminiatures
November 22, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Current BS - for commission

#warhammer40k #paintingminiatures
November 22, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Here’s some bullshit to start this off - I’ve been known to do the odd commission here or there - this is one of them, Nurgle Chaos Knight army box. With best boi up front.
November 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM