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Evelyn "Evy" 🙀🏳️‍⚧️
@evywhiskers.bsky.social
That Girl who dresses like She needs a lint roller
Office Wench and all around cray Thing Monger
If it is made of a Yarn, I must hunt it
That feeling when work is getting harder to do because your boss is late to work and you have documentation he needs to sign. 😕
March 8, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Well, it wasn't a fair fight. I got ganged up on, maybe 35 to 1, in my own community. No one ever asked me what my min no for what is a genocide: 4. No one ever asked me how I came to my conclusions. I voiced my thoughts and I got hated for it. I guess this is why Dems lose all the fucking always.
March 7, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Mass shootings are normalized in America now. School shootings are normalized. Guns are everywhere. Those are topics we need to care about.

Genocide happens. But it's happening to our own people and our own children here. Let's ban guns first. Let's start there.
March 7, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Okay, that was some cray. I just got stomped on for telling people I care about myself and people I know, than randos from elsewhere. Empathy only works when you know someone and blanket feels is dangerous because you can't focus. I'm going to just say, killing has been normalized since forever.
March 7, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Omg. I can't with this app. I can't. 😭
March 7, 2024 at 6:01 PM
"Wanna put your red heel on my cock little lady?"

😕 Eww.
March 7, 2024 at 4:05 AM
That moment when a CONEX arrives and your foreman tells you there's something you should see. It's not the used auto parts with dead animals still in them, or the rancid smelling broken ammonia cases. It's the box of assorted used dildos in the corner with blood stains all over it that makes me gag.
March 6, 2024 at 7:52 PM
That feeling of dread when your boss's boss knocks on your office door at 10am, and his first words are: "We need to talk about the smalls."

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March 6, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I can't make this shit up.

It's 11:49 pm. I just got a call from my boss that a person broke into our hq by ramming a 2500 into it.

Then she spray painted "Cancel my fucking bid!" on our checkout window and declared she needed so see the manager.

She was arrested by police a few minutes later.
March 6, 2024 at 6:50 AM
A consignor just sent us 35 forklifts. FORKLIFTS. I hate them. You can't store them outside because they'll get damaged by the winter weather, and you don't have the warehouse space inside because it's a bitch to even try to stack them.

I need to find space we don't have now.
#forklifts #🖕🏻
March 5, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Like, that feeling of dread an hour after an auction closes and you're stuck behind the cashier's table. 😣
March 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
That moment at work, when you're getting a call about a bid on a car, 10 min before an auction closes, and the bidder asks if it has a Hemi. He bidded on an '05 Honda Accord. I had to say no, then explain to him how a Hemi would probably break the car from weight distribution issues than drive. 😒
March 4, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I just read the SCOTUS decision and I just thought... Okay. We're going to have a twilight zone moment soon. It's coming.
March 4, 2024 at 4:31 PM
So, in a debate, "Read the transcript" is the most gaslight thing to say to anyone because they don't have time to read it while debating. But also, there's no mention of the source, which means it could just be fucking 7 lines from Othello the fucker was talking about and he called it a transcript.
March 3, 2024 at 7:07 PM
It's Sunday, and I have nothing to do today but scream at my TV because Meet the Press is on some cray shit again.

#meetthepress #🖕🏻
March 3, 2024 at 3:06 PM
So, does anyone else watch the Solo Leveling series? It's really good and is faithful to the Manhwa. I'm a fan for sure. 😸
March 3, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I keep walking into malls and seeing really pretty girls. They're about my age but what are the chances that they're lesbian or bi?

I think that possiblity is super remote but sometimes, imagine in another world, I could be with one of them.
March 3, 2024 at 12:40 AM