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EvryMan
@evryman.bsky.social
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Part time streamer, full time amateur
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I play games, watch sports, and watch the world go by
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Nah nah nah I did NOT just witness an insect-induced Matrix parody shot in this fuckin cutscene! Gods these quests are just fuckin hilarious

#FFXIV #FF14 #DT
Detective Hardiboiled (not to be confused with Inspector Hildibrand) recreating the bullet time dodge from The Matrix while an insect sits on his face
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Mr Krabs "give it up" meme Top text: 17! Bottom text: Give it up for the 17th inning!!!
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Mr Krabs "give it up" meme Top text: 15! Bottom text: Give it up for the 15th inning!
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Transistor is great. Super pretty art style, interesting combat, and an ability system that can create some really wild builds. But MAN, I was not at all prepared for that ending...
Screenshot from Transistor depicting Red, the protagonist, singing on a stage Screenshot from Transistor depicting Red as she arrives at the top of a lift to a grand hallway Screenshot from Transistor depicting an outrun-inspired sunrise (or sunset). Green grid lines fill the sky, with a yellow sun on the horizon
October 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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I'm here to raze worlds and chew bubblegum. And Raha, I'm all outta bubblegum

#FFXIVScreenshots #FFXIV #FF14 #DT
My Warrior of Light, Ellanor Falborn, considering her response to G'raha Tia's (not pictured) question (She will choose the most violent response after the flimsy attempt on her life mere moments prior)
August 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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mfw a clandestine organization inside my own government locks me up and uses my memories to turn my kingdom into an apocalyptic hellscape using souls as fuel and I'm just now learning about it

#DT #FFXIVScreenshots #FFXIV FF14
Screenshot of Queen Sphene (the flesh and blood one, not the genAI one) of Alexandria from Final Fantasy XIV
August 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Took me 3 days and a LOT of curses, but I finally climbed the Moonfire Faire tower!

#FFXIVScreenshots #FFXIV #FF14
My Warrior of Light, Ellanor Falborn, looking over the ocean from the top of the Moonfire Faire jumping puzzle tower
August 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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I miss the flat scorebug Fox ran with years ago. Easy to read, good colors, and clean animations
Screenshot of a Fox NFL preseason broadcast from 2017 between the Bengals and (former) Redskins
August 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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FUCK YEAH! BRANDI-NOIR!!!

DAY
FUCKING
MADE

#FFXIV #FF14 #DT
Inspector Hildibrand from Final Fantasy XIV dressed as a stereotypical noir detective, with black sunglasses, a black fedora, and a black trenchcoat. Caption: Man in Overcoat - "Give it up, kid! We've got you dead to rights!"
August 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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"But Black Dynamite" meme with the text replaced Top text: But Kwisatz Haderade, Bottom text: That *is* using your power for good!
August 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Ever seen Butter in a tree before?
Now you have!
A picture of my cat, Butter, sitting on the top of his cat tree and facing the camera
July 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Engagement bait post your lock screen
Screenshot of my lock screen. It features the Team Rocket R logo behind the clock near the top of the screen, and a flat PokeBall design at the bottom. The time and date read 11:51 on Friday, July 25
July 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Time to take Sphene offline--permanently

#FFXIV #DT
Image of Ellanor Falborn, the Warrior of Light, preparing to fight the entity formerly known as Queen Sphene of Alexandria
July 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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I decided real early that I was going to put Sphene's head on a spike, but now I don't have to pretend to feel guilty about it. Win win!

#FFXIV #DT
Image of Sphene, Queen of Alexandria from Final Fantasy XIV Caption: "I will erase all memories of the living Sphene--she who has cursed me with this soft and powerless nature."
July 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Man, we could've had a BITCHIN' on rails shooter mission, but it gets relegated to a cutscene 😞 at least the cutscene was kickass, but

MAN

#FF14 #DT
A picture of Ellanor Falborn, my Warrior of Light, operating a mounted cannon
July 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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First the Vex, now FUCKIN' ELITES??? No wonder Eorzea never strengthened trade with Tural, holy shit

#FF14 #DT
Zoraal Ja from Final Fantasy 14 Online clad in some sort of high tech armor
July 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Ever see Butter in a tree?

Now you have
A picture of my cat, Butter, relaxing in his cat tree
July 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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How the FUCK did the Vex manage to sneak into Tural???

#FF14 #DT
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14 depicting the entrance to the city of gold underneath Tural
June 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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As it should be
SpongeBob meme parodying a Heatles-era picture with Patrick Star in the foreground with arms outstretched. Top text: Another 20 trillion Bottom text: To NiJaree Canady
June 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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On a scale of 1-10, that's NOT ideal... This drive home is gonna be a ton of fun
Radar screenshot showing a massive storm estimated to start dumping on my house in about 20 minutes
May 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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And the winner for "Most Terrifying Threat to the Warrior of Light" goes to...

#FFXIV #EW
Screenshot of Y'shtola on the moon in the Thirteenth Y'shtola: "I revised the incantation. Which is not to say you know how it went before." Screenshot of Y'shtola on the moon of the Thirteenth Y'shtola: "Are we clear?"
May 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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I did NOT have this job change on my bingo card! Endwalker really pulling out all the HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT moments for this one!

#FFXIV #EW
Screenshot of Zero from Final Fantasy XIV after embracing the Light aether she absorbed and becoming a Paladin
May 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Man, am I glad Zero said this so I didn't have to... cause DAMN 🥵

#FFXIV #EW #FFXIVscreenshots
Screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV: Zero - "Shall we disrobe as well?" Picture of Estinien, covered in sweat and topless
May 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Oh hot damn, this Purgatory gear COOKS!
#FF14 #EW
A picture of my Warrior of Light giving herself a once-over while wearing the Purgatory Gear of Casting
May 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Now playing
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Spotify screenshot of KEEP MOVING by BRONSON
May 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM