Idris Elbow 💪🏾
@evrybodyluvscris.bsky.social
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IG: evrybodyluvscris 📸
IG: evrybodyluvscris 📸
My interest has peaked
April 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My interest has peaked
Imagine a high school throws together a last-minute sub lineup: Damon Wayans, Ms. Pat, Bill Burr, and Michael Blackson all teaching the worst classes in the school.
Who’s roasting the kids so bad they transfer by lunch?
Who’s roasting the kids so bad they transfer by lunch?
January 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Imagine a high school throws together a last-minute sub lineup: Damon Wayans, Ms. Pat, Bill Burr, and Michael Blackson all teaching the worst classes in the school.
Who’s roasting the kids so bad they transfer by lunch?
Who’s roasting the kids so bad they transfer by lunch?
I would absolutely put Cilian Murphy in the top 15 list of greatest actors of our generation
January 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I would absolutely put Cilian Murphy in the top 15 list of greatest actors of our generation
40 looks good on me
January 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
40 looks good on me
EST 01/12/1985
January 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
EST 01/12/1985
Jackie Chan’s drip in the 80s was unmatched 🔥
January 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Jackie Chan’s drip in the 80s was unmatched 🔥
“I hate you!”
Me:
Me:
January 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“I hate you!”
Me:
Me:
Would this be considered a hot take?
January 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Would this be considered a hot take?
Who broke George Michael’s heart and had him going off on this song like he did?
January 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Who broke George Michael’s heart and had him going off on this song like he did?
Who had their opps stressed the most?
January 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Who had their opps stressed the most?
I think I caught feelings
December 31, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I think I caught feelings
“I watch Ted Lasso for the plot!”
The plot:
The plot:
December 30, 2024 at 5:46 AM
“I watch Ted Lasso for the plot!”
The plot:
The plot:
“You raggedy bitch!”
December 26, 2024 at 1:32 AM
“You raggedy bitch!”
Both or Boffum?
December 24, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Both or Boffum?
I just wanna say that I hope everyone has a…
December 24, 2024 at 11:10 AM
I just wanna say that I hope everyone has a…
You’ve just won $12,000,000
In order to get the whole sum tax free you have to permanently relocate to one of these four cities.
Which city are you relocating to?
In order to get the whole sum tax free you have to permanently relocate to one of these four cities.
Which city are you relocating to?
December 22, 2024 at 9:23 PM
You’ve just won $12,000,000
In order to get the whole sum tax free you have to permanently relocate to one of these four cities.
Which city are you relocating to?
In order to get the whole sum tax free you have to permanently relocate to one of these four cities.
Which city are you relocating to?
You’re a character in a beat em up arcade game. These are all power ups/weapons you can use throughout the game.
Which one do you think is going to do the most damage? 👀
Which one do you think is going to do the most damage? 👀
December 21, 2024 at 4:56 PM
You’re a character in a beat em up arcade game. These are all power ups/weapons you can use throughout the game.
Which one do you think is going to do the most damage? 👀
Which one do you think is going to do the most damage? 👀
Christmas @ 9 vs. Christmas @ 39
December 21, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Christmas @ 9 vs. Christmas @ 39
The year is 1978
Who’s making you fold the quickest?
Who’s making you fold the quickest?
December 21, 2024 at 3:51 PM
The year is 1978
Who’s making you fold the quickest?
Who’s making you fold the quickest?
You have a $5,000 gift card that you can split between two of these stores. Which stores are you picking?
December 21, 2024 at 3:04 PM
You have a $5,000 gift card that you can split between two of these stores. Which stores are you picking?
So she’s like well how am I supposed to get home.
I politely tell her to ask that nigga who’s lap she was sitting on to take her home since he’s right next to her.
She replies back “he ain’t got no car”
Y’all...
I politely tell her to ask that nigga who’s lap she was sitting on to take her home since he’s right next to her.
She replies back “he ain’t got no car”
Y’all...
December 20, 2024 at 11:35 PM
So she’s like well how am I supposed to get home.
I politely tell her to ask that nigga who’s lap she was sitting on to take her home since he’s right next to her.
She replies back “he ain’t got no car”
Y’all...
I politely tell her to ask that nigga who’s lap she was sitting on to take her home since he’s right next to her.
She replies back “he ain’t got no car”
Y’all...
So I get back to my dorm around 10 something and my roommate is still up. He’s like damn you back early, what happened?
I was like “Shorty’s a whore, bruh!”
Man we was both looking like...
I was like “Shorty’s a whore, bruh!”
Man we was both looking like...
December 20, 2024 at 11:35 PM
So I get back to my dorm around 10 something and my roommate is still up. He’s like damn you back early, what happened?
I was like “Shorty’s a whore, bruh!”
Man we was both looking like...
I was like “Shorty’s a whore, bruh!”
Man we was both looking like...
I’m down for this type of big backery
December 18, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I’m down for this type of big backery