Evoshandor
@evoshandor.bsky.social
Who among us shits these days without a phone, thus a camera? Why even a 10 year old (in fact my 10 year old) had the good sense to grab my phone and snap a photo of what is forever referred to in my family as "The Sinking of The Titanic", a turd so enormous it will forever haunt us. So bullshit tc.
July 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Who among us shits these days without a phone, thus a camera? Why even a 10 year old (in fact my 10 year old) had the good sense to grab my phone and snap a photo of what is forever referred to in my family as "The Sinking of The Titanic", a turd so enormous it will forever haunt us. So bullshit tc.
Gives me hope to see so many Israelis protesting genocide, yet how horrifying that there are so many dead Palestinian children represented here.
May 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Gives me hope to see so many Israelis protesting genocide, yet how horrifying that there are so many dead Palestinian children represented here.
Shame on this regime for committing these crimes against humanity, and shame on those who voted him back into office.
May 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Shame on this regime for committing these crimes against humanity, and shame on those who voted him back into office.
Is Vance admiring his imaginary urine sample under the constant eye of Bernie?
March 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Is Vance admiring his imaginary urine sample under the constant eye of Bernie?
Thank you, Canada, for helping to spank this regime. It makes a difference.
March 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Thank you, Canada, for helping to spank this regime. It makes a difference.
"Lunch break is over kids, back to the mines."
March 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"Lunch break is over kids, back to the mines."
He's aged like a pair of Henry Kissengers fruit-of- the-loom tightie whities. Also, best depiction of him ever was South Park season 8 episode 3.
March 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
He's aged like a pair of Henry Kissengers fruit-of- the-loom tightie whities. Also, best depiction of him ever was South Park season 8 episode 3.
I'm proud to say I have contributed to their losses, fewer packages delivered to my address with what I assume is a portrait of Bezos' penis in blue on it, and moving over to Bluesky.
March 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm proud to say I have contributed to their losses, fewer packages delivered to my address with what I assume is a portrait of Bezos' penis in blue on it, and moving over to Bluesky.
My first French kiss was a twinkie
March 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My first French kiss was a twinkie
Why didn't you go with Feck Off, please.
March 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why didn't you go with Feck Off, please.
Don't show up and hold your own state of the union address, call it The People's State of the Union Address, and use facts and real Americans to show the world how things are really going here in the USA.
March 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Don't show up and hold your own state of the union address, call it The People's State of the Union Address, and use facts and real Americans to show the world how things are really going here in the USA.
I always thought it was a coded story about a guy who loves himself a big girl.
March 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I always thought it was a coded story about a guy who loves himself a big girl.
Looks more like the whale that swallowed Jonah
March 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Looks more like the whale that swallowed Jonah
Put your dark sunglasses on, Jesus, you're frightening the children.
February 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Put your dark sunglasses on, Jesus, you're frightening the children.
They clutch guns because they know they can't chase you down.
February 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
They clutch guns because they know they can't chase you down.
A learned friend once told me that if the bible were read as a history of generational family abuse it actually makes sense.
February 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A learned friend once told me that if the bible were read as a history of generational family abuse it actually makes sense.
Let's hope we get to celebrate his death date soon, I will take to the streets rejoicing. Vance might suck, but he doesn't have Elon sleeping between him and his wife.
February 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Let's hope we get to celebrate his death date soon, I will take to the streets rejoicing. Vance might suck, but he doesn't have Elon sleeping between him and his wife.
That's really gross. So accurate tho.
February 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
That's really gross. So accurate tho.