Do I have any friends who are knowledgeable about Ford vehicles? Specifically, 2000 Ford Expedition XLT 5.4L 4WD? What’s this thing called where the oil is coming out of the engine block?

Hi all, quickly popping in to show off this goodest little boy who completed his fourth day of the relaxation protocol* and was still ready to keep going.

*Karen Overall’s program to teach a dog to relax amidst activity. Menza is taking to it like he was born to ace it.

Okay hear me out: stainless steel teething ring.

I made sure it’s food safe. He’s not keeping this set of teeth. He can’t possibly swallow any part of this ring.

What am I missing?

Nothing to see here, just lots and lots of reasons why I’m going to be sporting bandaids for a while.

Two problems:
1. I can’t find hot pink.
2. What I DID find was a whole lot of glass that makes me drool.