Gotta love the “Merry Christmas” / “Hope you’re well” texts from the ex that broke your heart twice. Party on

It’s far from perfect, but goddamn does it feel good to get my snatch back after dealing with back issues and the constant flu from working around kids.

Can’t wait to add more weight and get under there faster.

Tried on my wetsuit for the first time in ages. Got a little stuck. Whoopsies

I just got over a back injury and was finding my groove with my Olympic lifting program again. And then these damn kids that I work with had to go a give me hand foot and mouth disease. It’ll be another week or more till I’m not contagious and back at it again.

Send help (nudezz) please 😩

Rewatching #LOVM season 2 again. Fuck, it wrecks me every damn time.

Titty sweat roarschach test. What do you see?

My new upstairs neighbor consistently has THE loudest sex ever. Like get it girl but it’s a weeknight and this house was build in 1934. Ain’t no noise insulation in these walls

Been sick all damn week

My chiro told me that I take it better than any of his other patients. Had to bite my tongue to keep from instinctively making the most obvious of jokes.

Bad pic but I caught a glimpse of my reflection and felt sexy so idc

Trimmed up the ole beard. Feelin a certain type of way

So we’re doing this thing I guess. Welcome in, y’all