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Evious
@evious.bsky.social
Silly nerdy girl. Love the big science, hate the big society. Don't be afraid, I don't bite (hard).
i decided to look at the ingredients of axe body spray... WHY THE FUCK DOES IT CONTAIN PROPANE AND BUTANE.

THAT IS NOT DEODORANT THAT IS FLAMETHROWER FUEL.
July 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
remember to get a good amount of rest. this is a threat.
January 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I am become goth, keeper of thighs
January 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i really should be more active here... not getting on much anymore.
January 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
wow havent been here a while. ive been busy being a real person (scary) and having existential dread and emotional meltdowns! is this what being a functional human being is like?
December 28, 2024 at 5:18 AM
i am currently suffering a tummy ache. i laughed too hard at dumb shit on the internet and the universe has punished me.
December 2, 2024 at 6:40 AM
shoutout to all of my fellow retail workers today. youve got this! sure itll get crazy, but youll handle it! and dont forget you have a warm bed waiting for you at home!
November 29, 2024 at 4:08 PM
if you think about it, we can never bring any mass to absolute zero because were always moving through space. we would have to somehow get our universal net velocity to 0, which is humanly impossible.
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November 29, 2024 at 4:33 AM
YEAAAHH I FUCKING LOVE MY MUSIC THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN AUDITORY PANIC ATTACK RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
my half-asleep ass being exposed to a new manga just to make it a "do it tomorrow" thing. procrastination nation.
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November 27, 2024 at 3:30 AM
just got my new mouse in today. very happy with it.
November 13, 2024 at 12:54 AM
remember, you can make any of your problems someone else's. it can be on accident or on purpose, but be aware of it.
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November 9, 2024 at 2:29 AM
my happy bubbly attitude only gets so far when i have gone way past my breaking point. :)
November 7, 2024 at 4:56 AM
just a gentle reminder to the people that let this happen. we blame you. every last one. you are not safe from justice and retribution. may god himself smite you down.
November 6, 2024 at 10:00 PM
anyone else just feel so mentally refreshed after reading a book? like, it feels like an emotional cleansing to just sit down for an hour and read.
October 31, 2024 at 2:23 AM
man, forgot to not forget to post on bluesky for a whole week, my bad.
October 30, 2024 at 2:58 AM
i dont post to entertain people.

I post so i know what the fuck i did yesterday.
October 22, 2024 at 5:19 AM
I want to create a story.

This is a cry for help.
October 22, 2024 at 5:12 AM
gotta love when a pan of hot oil suddenly erupts and sprays 200 degree oil everywhere
October 21, 2024 at 5:48 PM
so im seeing people showing their interests so im gonna just drop mine:

-mecha
-physics (of almost every type)
-movement shooter games
-mechanical systems
-computers
-the color purple
-eldritch horror
-birds
-plants
-anatomy
-science (as a whole)
-cooking
-cleaning
-you (optional)
October 21, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Gnarpy has yet to invade my feed...

DISAPPOINTED!!!!

Anyway now he can invade yours :3
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October 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
after a few days here on bluesky, shitposting away and being as un-serious as possible, i have chosen to stay as this place is very fun.
October 20, 2024 at 3:15 AM
just found this GEM. keeper.
October 19, 2024 at 3:15 AM
man, i wish i cooked more often since i LOVE to do it, but im never hungry enough to have a full meal and rarely have people around to feed.
October 19, 2024 at 2:54 AM
this is a certified Hakita Moment™️
October 18, 2024 at 8:44 PM