the real evil starlight glimmer
@evilstarlight.bsky.social
THE ONLY THING INSIDE MY BONES IS alcohol
UR DISGUSTING 😭😭😭😭 wow this was such an emotional end ...
October 22, 2024 at 1:30 AM
UR DISGUSTING 😭😭😭😭 wow this was such an emotional end ...
my homophobia saved the day i finally defeated the wretched trixie lulamoon
October 22, 2024 at 1:24 AM
my homophobia saved the day i finally defeated the wretched trixie lulamoon
IMCRYYYINGG A SEIZURE
October 22, 2024 at 1:23 AM
IMCRYYYINGG A SEIZURE
i knew i shouldn't have gone into twilights weird new contraption... this club is.. is full of... of.. *gulps nervously*
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October 22, 2024 at 1:21 AM
i knew i shouldn't have gone into twilights weird new contraption... this club is.. is full of... of.. *gulps nervously*
what is this sign... a GSA club..? I need to investigate.
October 22, 2024 at 1:17 AM
what is this sign... a GSA club..? I need to investigate.
yeah.. you just wait and see.. i'll put an end to this MYSEF
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October 22, 2024 at 1:15 AM
yeah.. you just wait and see.. i'll put an end to this MYSEF
oh yeah..? well i have THE sunset shimmer on the phone right now!! she said she could never like someone as.. AS QUEER AS YOU.
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October 22, 2024 at 1:08 AM
oh yeah..? well i have THE sunset shimmer on the phone right now!! she said she could never like someone as.. AS QUEER AS YOU.
dont you dare speak low of the princess of friendship, CELESTIA'S OWN STUDENT! you are sick!! sick and twisted!!! i will report you to the royal guards!!!
October 22, 2024 at 1:05 AM
dont you dare speak low of the princess of friendship, CELESTIA'S OWN STUDENT! you are sick!! sick and twisted!!! i will report you to the royal guards!!!
I NEVER HAD ANY INTEREST IN YOUR.. LOW BUDGET CIRCUS SHOW!!! you are a sorry excuse for a unicorn.. using your god given magic for such TOMFOOLERY
October 22, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I NEVER HAD ANY INTEREST IN YOUR.. LOW BUDGET CIRCUS SHOW!!! you are a sorry excuse for a unicorn.. using your god given magic for such TOMFOOLERY
TRIXIE.. you lowlife SKANK! YOU'RE DISGGUSTING, HAVING A CRUSH ON ANOTHER GIRL. atleast i have a reason for why i look this way.. something that makes me INTERESTING.. what's your excuse ....?
October 22, 2024 at 12:59 AM
TRIXIE.. you lowlife SKANK! YOU'RE DISGGUSTING, HAVING A CRUSH ON ANOTHER GIRL. atleast i have a reason for why i look this way.. something that makes me INTERESTING.. what's your excuse ....?
*huffs at you with my horse mouth* FINE, THEN I'M TAKING SUNLIGHT. AND NEWSFLASH, GAYWAD!!! IVE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SUNBURST FOR THE ENTIRETY OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
October 22, 2024 at 12:53 AM
*huffs at you with my horse mouth* FINE, THEN I'M TAKING SUNLIGHT. AND NEWSFLASH, GAYWAD!!! IVE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SUNBURST FOR THE ENTIRETY OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
it's .. true.. i've been LYING. you're a fool! thinking anybody could really turn.. turn G8Y FOR YOU!! i am a straight warrior.. i always have been.
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October 22, 2024 at 12:48 AM
it's .. true.. i've been LYING. you're a fool! thinking anybody could really turn.. turn G8Y FOR YOU!! i am a straight warrior.. i always have been.
to not notice.. for EIGHT YEARS.. you really are dense.. you didnt notice that her name is a combination of mine and sunbursts? that after meeting my parents.. neither of then carried the orange gene i claimed they did..?
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October 22, 2024 at 12:31 AM
to not notice.. for EIGHT YEARS.. you really are dense.. you didnt notice that her name is a combination of mine and sunbursts? that after meeting my parents.. neither of then carried the orange gene i claimed they did..?
youre.. A FOOL..
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October 22, 2024 at 12:29 AM
youre.. A FOOL..
a..a DIVORCE SETTLEMENT...? but... what about our kid!
October 22, 2024 at 12:25 AM
a..a DIVORCE SETTLEMENT...? but... what about our kid!
Of Course I Am Better, Ms. Lulamoon. I Am Better Than Ever, Thanks To Princess Twilight Sparkle! 😃
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October 22, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Of Course I Am Better, Ms. Lulamoon. I Am Better Than Ever, Thanks To Princess Twilight Sparkle! 😃
of course.. it says FRIENDship is magic.. not FAGship, trixie. dont be silly!! i thought twilights friendship courses taught you better than that.
October 22, 2024 at 12:15 AM
of course.. it says FRIENDship is magic.. not FAGship, trixie. dont be silly!! i thought twilights friendship courses taught you better than that.
thank you so much trixie.. you really are the best friend a girl could have
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October 22, 2024 at 12:12 AM
thank you so much trixie.. you really are the best friend a girl could have
then.. MAYBE ILL JUST MAKE IT SO HE DOESNT ANYMORE
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October 22, 2024 at 12:09 AM
then.. MAYBE ILL JUST MAKE IT SO HE DOESNT ANYMORE
YOU MATTER THE MOST TO ME! it was a one time thing. sunburst is like a brother to me
October 22, 2024 at 12:07 AM
YOU MATTER THE MOST TO ME! it was a one time thing. sunburst is like a brother to me
me and sunburst had a fling in college .. i just wanted to revisit it.. see all my options. i never expected all of this
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October 22, 2024 at 12:02 AM
me and sunburst had a fling in college .. i just wanted to revisit it.. see all my options. i never expected all of this
Hubbububb
October 21, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Hubbububb
youre.. right! so im not the villain in this story! lets drink in celebration!
October 21, 2024 at 11:55 PM
youre.. right! so im not the villain in this story! lets drink in celebration!
I accidentally got drunk and accidentally called up Sunburst for a blast from the past and accidentally took a train to the Crystal Empire and accidentally got into bed with him and accidentally gave him access to me
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October 21, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I accidentally got drunk and accidentally called up Sunburst for a blast from the past and accidentally took a train to the Crystal Empire and accidentally got into bed with him and accidentally gave him access to me
YOU THINK IT'S MY FAULT TWILIGHT DECIDED TO TURN ON ME?? everyday she abused my labor without pay.. i shouldve known it was weird she offered to take me out to drinks. and this is OUR BABY! think of sunburst as just.. a sperm donor!
October 21, 2024 at 11:46 PM
YOU THINK IT'S MY FAULT TWILIGHT DECIDED TO TURN ON ME?? everyday she abused my labor without pay.. i shouldve known it was weird she offered to take me out to drinks. and this is OUR BABY! think of sunburst as just.. a sperm donor!