I hate that I have to go confirm if the Onions latest piece is actually satire.

I'm sure he's real upset that Ilsa Koch... I mean Kristi Noem didn't download his song. If she didn't listen to it, how does she know it's "disrespectful"?

I usually like a little basalmic vinaigrette with my word salad.

They can cease to exist mad about it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He couldn't even pronounce "acetaminophen" but nah, tell me about Biden's decline...

I say, watch what you say, or they'll label you a radical
A liberal
Oh, fanatical, criminal...

You have to be getting laid to have kids

Maybe thats because they know white males are responsible for mass shootings...

86 47 I love it

Last weeks episode of SNW, in this evil skeletons opinion, was excellent. "What is Starfleet?" I get that it wasn't everyone's cup.od tea, but it was a good example of morality and ethical grey areas.

Her death isn't tragic. That's what the fuck you get for being a traitor imsurrectionist.

I've had to do this myself a couple times with these clowns. My right pinkie finger is permanently messed up now from having to beat the brakes off some maga scum that was just WAY too bold and got in my face making threats. He left screaming and crying in a real hurry. Normalize beating their asses

Fucking A right! Gear up and fall in, time to roll out the guillotine for these fucks. They won't stick their own necks in there with words. We have to put them in there!

Ocarina of time and it isn't even close. Just one evil skeletons opinion.

Then why the laugh react, my friend?

Nothing funnier than a Hispanic man symping for the new Nazis while his people are being rounded up. Just wait until they come for you, bud. I suppose you'll expect sympathy then, won't you?

Washington is ready too. Let's take Oregon with us and form the Western States of America. I've been saying this for months now.