Evil Scarecrow
@evilscarecrow.bsky.social
The finest heavy metal band ever to write a song about a robot!
Our tour with @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social starts this weekend with Portsmouth, Milton Keynes and Cardiff! Tickets here: linktr.ee/evilscarecrow
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Our tour with @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social starts this weekend with Portsmouth, Milton Keynes and Cardiff! Tickets here: linktr.ee/evilscarecrow
This Saturday we get to taste the beer that Black Iris Brewery have brewed with us! If you're local pop by between Midday and 8pm and help us raise some pennies for the awesome @metalforgood.bsky.social and an appearance from the Heavy Metal Hairdresser!
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This Saturday we get to taste the beer that Black Iris Brewery have brewed with us! If you're local pop by between Midday and 8pm and help us raise some pennies for the awesome @metalforgood.bsky.social and an appearance from the Heavy Metal Hairdresser!
It’s finally here! Released today!
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September 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It’s finally here! Released today!
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Today we release the final single ahead of the launch of "Silicon Tea" next week. "Shoptimus Prime" is now available to stream on all services, check it out and let us know what you think! tr.ee/nTOcybq5R_
September 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Today we release the final single ahead of the launch of "Silicon Tea" next week. "Shoptimus Prime" is now available to stream on all services, check it out and let us know what you think! tr.ee/nTOcybq5R_
Check out the latest edition of the Pick N Licks podcast where the special guest is our very own @mattscarecrow.bsky.social!
linktr.ee/picknlicks
linktr.ee/picknlicks
August 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Check out the latest edition of the Pick N Licks podcast where the special guest is our very own @mattscarecrow.bsky.social!
linktr.ee/picknlicks
linktr.ee/picknlicks
Scarecrow lyrics of the day...
Late into the night
I build the machine
Gave it human eyes to see
Play things from the past
On my Betamax
Rocky and Apollo Creed
New single here: tr.ee/LQVkUvl3rQ
Late into the night
I build the machine
Gave it human eyes to see
Play things from the past
On my Betamax
Rocky and Apollo Creed
New single here: tr.ee/LQVkUvl3rQ
August 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Scarecrow lyrics of the day...
Late into the night
I build the machine
Gave it human eyes to see
Play things from the past
On my Betamax
Rocky and Apollo Creed
New single here: tr.ee/LQVkUvl3rQ
Late into the night
I build the machine
Gave it human eyes to see
Play things from the past
On my Betamax
Rocky and Apollo Creed
New single here: tr.ee/LQVkUvl3rQ
Scarecrow lyrics of the day...
Gotta kick it in its masterplan, you gotta tame it, smash it in the face and destructionate across the land
NO, you gotta reason, appeal to its core, diplomacy, smiles and virtue OR maybe love is the way, emotions are okay a submarine can have feelings too
[Sub] WRONG!
Gotta kick it in its masterplan, you gotta tame it, smash it in the face and destructionate across the land
NO, you gotta reason, appeal to its core, diplomacy, smiles and virtue OR maybe love is the way, emotions are okay a submarine can have feelings too
[Sub] WRONG!
July 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Scarecrow lyrics of the day...
Gotta kick it in its masterplan, you gotta tame it, smash it in the face and destructionate across the land
NO, you gotta reason, appeal to its core, diplomacy, smiles and virtue OR maybe love is the way, emotions are okay a submarine can have feelings too
[Sub] WRONG!
Gotta kick it in its masterplan, you gotta tame it, smash it in the face and destructionate across the land
NO, you gotta reason, appeal to its core, diplomacy, smiles and virtue OR maybe love is the way, emotions are okay a submarine can have feelings too
[Sub] WRONG!
Tickets are now on sale for our "Premature Obsolescence" UK Tour.
Support for all shows (except the intimate acoustic gig at The Gryphon in Bristol) is the wonderful, inimitable @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social
Links to all tickets here: linktr.ee/evilscarecrow
Support for all shows (except the intimate acoustic gig at The Gryphon in Bristol) is the wonderful, inimitable @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social
Links to all tickets here: linktr.ee/evilscarecrow
April 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Tickets are now on sale for our "Premature Obsolescence" UK Tour.
Support for all shows (except the intimate acoustic gig at The Gryphon in Bristol) is the wonderful, inimitable @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social
Links to all tickets here: linktr.ee/evilscarecrow
Support for all shows (except the intimate acoustic gig at The Gryphon in Bristol) is the wonderful, inimitable @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social
Links to all tickets here: linktr.ee/evilscarecrow
Some years ago our fans dubbed March 4th “Crabulon Day” and who are we to argue!?
With thanks to @primordialradio.bsky.social and @myohmydesign.bsky.social for the Crabulution artwork. MARCH FO(u)RTH!
With thanks to @primordialradio.bsky.social and @myohmydesign.bsky.social for the Crabulution artwork. MARCH FO(u)RTH!
March 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Some years ago our fans dubbed March 4th “Crabulon Day” and who are we to argue!?
With thanks to @primordialradio.bsky.social and @myohmydesign.bsky.social for the Crabulution artwork. MARCH FO(u)RTH!
With thanks to @primordialradio.bsky.social and @myohmydesign.bsky.social for the Crabulution artwork. MARCH FO(u)RTH!
Scarecrow lyrics of the day...
Raise horns to the sky
Middle horn to the blind
Once more we will lock horns with the wise
In the palaces we burn
Our evil to scorn
We will wait at the gates of the paranoid
Raise horns to the sky
Middle horn to the blind
Once more we will lock horns with the wise
In the palaces we burn
Our evil to scorn
We will wait at the gates of the paranoid
February 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Scarecrow lyrics of the day...
Raise horns to the sky
Middle horn to the blind
Once more we will lock horns with the wise
In the palaces we burn
Our evil to scorn
We will wait at the gates of the paranoid
Raise horns to the sky
Middle horn to the blind
Once more we will lock horns with the wise
In the palaces we burn
Our evil to scorn
We will wait at the gates of the paranoid
Our chief prop maker found some old sketches… this never quite came to be 😂
February 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Our chief prop maker found some old sketches… this never quite came to be 😂
Scarecrow lyrics of the day...
Close all the windows, turn off the lightning
Turn down the lightning, turn off his life
Take off the head, it's starting to smell
Bring me the spork to reharvest the cells
Close all the windows, turn off the lightning
Turn down the lightning, turn off his life
Take off the head, it's starting to smell
Bring me the spork to reharvest the cells
February 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Scarecrow lyrics of the day...
Close all the windows, turn off the lightning
Turn down the lightning, turn off his life
Take off the head, it's starting to smell
Bring me the spork to reharvest the cells
Close all the windows, turn off the lightning
Turn down the lightning, turn off his life
Take off the head, it's starting to smell
Bring me the spork to reharvest the cells
Scarecrow Lyrics of the Day…
Bewilderment - I have weirdly stacked your chairs
Phenomenon - some plates are flying everywhere
Precipitate - a feeling of unease
Consternate - through the scariness of trees
Bewilderment - I have weirdly stacked your chairs
Phenomenon - some plates are flying everywhere
Precipitate - a feeling of unease
Consternate - through the scariness of trees
January 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Scarecrow Lyrics of the Day…
Bewilderment - I have weirdly stacked your chairs
Phenomenon - some plates are flying everywhere
Precipitate - a feeling of unease
Consternate - through the scariness of trees
Bewilderment - I have weirdly stacked your chairs
Phenomenon - some plates are flying everywhere
Precipitate - a feeling of unease
Consternate - through the scariness of trees
Check out our Manager (see also: merch seller/crab/army girl/librarian/elf/spaceman/ghost) talking about her Dream Band line up and being part of the Scarecrew for nearly 20 years on episode 14 of Pick n Licks! linktr.ee/picknlicks
January 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Check out our Manager (see also: merch seller/crab/army girl/librarian/elf/spaceman/ghost) talking about her Dream Band line up and being part of the Scarecrew for nearly 20 years on episode 14 of Pick n Licks! linktr.ee/picknlicks