EvilSandwich
@evilsandwich.bsky.social
Math and Vintage Tech obsessed weirdo. Collects interests like a crazy cat lady collects felines. Happily married to the love of my life. He/Him
One of the wisest life lessons I ever learned is that I just have some immutable limitations that I can never overcome. And I should seek to understand them rather than lament them.
August 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
One of the wisest life lessons I ever learned is that I just have some immutable limitations that I can never overcome. And I should seek to understand them rather than lament them.
Almost there, buddy. You got this.
July 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Almost there, buddy. You got this.
I will scream from the goddamn hilltops that you're a fantastic developer and everyone should be buying your games by the truckload.
You receiving that award is just an acknowledgment of a fact that I've been aware of for over a decade XD
You receiving that award is just an acknowledgment of a fact that I've been aware of for over a decade XD
June 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I will scream from the goddamn hilltops that you're a fantastic developer and everyone should be buying your games by the truckload.
You receiving that award is just an acknowledgment of a fact that I've been aware of for over a decade XD
You receiving that award is just an acknowledgment of a fact that I've been aware of for over a decade XD
You're always a chill time. You deserve it, Heidi.
June 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You're always a chill time. You deserve it, Heidi.
You do know as soon as I get home I'm going to gush like crazy about this on the discord, right? XD
May 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You do know as soon as I get home I'm going to gush like crazy about this on the discord, right? XD
Look. It's not my fault that people keep asking me questions that I know the answers to. lol
May 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Look. It's not my fault that people keep asking me questions that I know the answers to. lol
Have fun, dude! I know you're going to kill it out there!
May 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Have fun, dude! I know you're going to kill it out there!
Blame the Bronze Age Phoenicians.
Alphabetical order has been mostly fixed with only a couple variations since the Alphabet was even a thing, thousands of years ago.
It's actually a fun rabbit hole of a topic, if you want to look into it sometime.
Alphabetical order has been mostly fixed with only a couple variations since the Alphabet was even a thing, thousands of years ago.
It's actually a fun rabbit hole of a topic, if you want to look into it sometime.
May 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Blame the Bronze Age Phoenicians.
Alphabetical order has been mostly fixed with only a couple variations since the Alphabet was even a thing, thousands of years ago.
It's actually a fun rabbit hole of a topic, if you want to look into it sometime.
Alphabetical order has been mostly fixed with only a couple variations since the Alphabet was even a thing, thousands of years ago.
It's actually a fun rabbit hole of a topic, if you want to look into it sometime.
Happy birthday, awesome dude!
April 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Happy birthday, awesome dude!
My comments contain a lot more swearing.
April 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My comments contain a lot more swearing.
Ha! I'm immune to your charming advertisements because I've already pre-ordered your merch!
Checkmate, Seabun!
Checkmate, Seabun!
April 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Ha! I'm immune to your charming advertisements because I've already pre-ordered your merch!
Checkmate, Seabun!
Checkmate, Seabun!
You will be the death of me, woman. <3
April 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You will be the death of me, woman. <3
I can't wait to play the 4th game. Where you have to lock yourself in a cabin for the night before you turn into a werewolf.
April 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can't wait to play the 4th game. Where you have to lock yourself in a cabin for the night before you turn into a werewolf.
Man, Carlonec really killed it with the track there. So good.
April 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Man, Carlonec really killed it with the track there. So good.
I tend to only optimize things in my life that I legitimately enjoy doing. So the optimization process is more fun than a driven obligation.
This does have the unfortunate consequence of phoning in things that I legitimately do not give a shit about though lol
This does have the unfortunate consequence of phoning in things that I legitimately do not give a shit about though lol
April 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I tend to only optimize things in my life that I legitimately enjoy doing. So the optimization process is more fun than a driven obligation.
This does have the unfortunate consequence of phoning in things that I legitimately do not give a shit about though lol
This does have the unfortunate consequence of phoning in things that I legitimately do not give a shit about though lol
Okay, but let's be honest. If you didn't do this, it would have bugged you that you didn't.
April 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Okay, but let's be honest. If you didn't do this, it would have bugged you that you didn't.
I'm just grateful you didn't put the big boobs ON the worm.
March 31, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I'm just grateful you didn't put the big boobs ON the worm.
You built so many happiness monuments, that I completely forgot all about the famine and disease. :D
March 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
You built so many happiness monuments, that I completely forgot all about the famine and disease. :D
Be careful showing such scary and graphic footage on Bluesky. >_>
March 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Be careful showing such scary and graphic footage on Bluesky. >_>
These are always a lot of fun
March 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
These are always a lot of fun