Me and the wife got a nice photo of us out for coffee yesterday. I married well.

Ok, bragging time. I've lost 50 lbs since January, and can fit into the suit I had custom made on my first trip to Singapore 20+ years ago.

I was half way out the door to pick up my daughter from school when I remembered that I’m taking her to meet a college recruiter afterwards and that this tshirt might not be appropriate to wear. Go Mariners!

Go Sounders!

“Commissioner Gordon, Gotham City is being overrun with hot milfs and slutty twinks in short shorts!”
“Light the Dick Signal!”

I’m on a fancy bus between Singapore and Malacca scaring the other passengers because the Mariners went on a run followed by 3 quick Sounders goals.

Chelsea finished the season with 69 point while my wife and I wore our 420 Chelsea kits. Chelsea wins the memelord EPL. Nice.

And finally, if you’ve got a Caucasian Wu Tang, we have the perfect name:

Second: Mr Bong, good choice if you like smoking trees.

A series. Rap names I have found at the Chinese grocery store. First up: Mr. Hung. Maybe pass on this one unless you can back it up.

You know that annoying married couple that goes to sporting events in matching jerseys? Hi how’s it going.