The Evil Midnight Bomber
@evilmidnightbomber.bsky.social
A gamer, a dad, and a controller of 400t robots.
Tonight's 2am rant should be interesting.
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Tonight's 2am rant should be interesting.
Donald Trump for one...
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Donald Trump for one...
Yeah... Well. After Tuesday I'd be a bit wary of an endorsement from Trump. It certainly didn’t do them any favours.
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Yeah... Well. After Tuesday I'd be a bit wary of an endorsement from Trump. It certainly didn’t do them any favours.
Yeah... but counter point. That little fella there, is living his best life.
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Yeah... but counter point. That little fella there, is living his best life.
How long do you think it will be before Trump is offering endorsements and candidates will be like, "Nah. I'm good thanks."
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
How long do you think it will be before Trump is offering endorsements and candidates will be like, "Nah. I'm good thanks."
I suppose an easier question for Mike would be, "Well, what DO you know?"
It seems like it would be a much shorter answer.
It seems like it would be a much shorter answer.
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I suppose an easier question for Mike would be, "Well, what DO you know?"
It seems like it would be a much shorter answer.
It seems like it would be a much shorter answer.
They'll either do him in themselves or give up and open the door to let people in to do it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
They'll either do him in themselves or give up and open the door to let people in to do it.
He'll die in it.
Here's the thing about bunkers. If you want to live in one, your going to need supplies for an extended stay. And staff to run it. So, 1), they'll have to open the door eventually. And 2), No one is going to work for that POS long term locked underground.
Here's the thing about bunkers. If you want to live in one, your going to need supplies for an extended stay. And staff to run it. So, 1), they'll have to open the door eventually. And 2), No one is going to work for that POS long term locked underground.
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
He'll die in it.
Here's the thing about bunkers. If you want to live in one, your going to need supplies for an extended stay. And staff to run it. So, 1), they'll have to open the door eventually. And 2), No one is going to work for that POS long term locked underground.
Here's the thing about bunkers. If you want to live in one, your going to need supplies for an extended stay. And staff to run it. So, 1), they'll have to open the door eventually. And 2), No one is going to work for that POS long term locked underground.
Absolutely positive this won't happen.
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Absolutely positive this won't happen.
Yet another gadget that doesn't work properly. *sigh*
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Yet another gadget that doesn't work properly. *sigh*
Strange that he never seems to know what's going on. 🤔
I thought he was the house leader.
I thought he was the house leader.
October 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Strange that he never seems to know what's going on. 🤔
I thought he was the house leader.
I thought he was the house leader.
He has already violated.the constitution. Several times. Yet there he is. Strangely, not behind bars.
October 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
He has already violated.the constitution. Several times. Yet there he is. Strangely, not behind bars.
Then you remove Trumps picture off the wall and replace it with an over-ripe mango
October 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Then you remove Trumps picture off the wall and replace it with an over-ripe mango
So... Living longer? Or stopping the aging process?
Would you do it if it meant being trapped in a wheel chair?
Or, suffering mental decline so bad that you cant remember your own family?
Would you do it if it meant being trapped in a wheel chair?
Or, suffering mental decline so bad that you cant remember your own family?
October 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
So... Living longer? Or stopping the aging process?
Would you do it if it meant being trapped in a wheel chair?
Or, suffering mental decline so bad that you cant remember your own family?
Would you do it if it meant being trapped in a wheel chair?
Or, suffering mental decline so bad that you cant remember your own family?
Me who has just spent the last ten minutes imagining what "Spboing!" actually sounds like.
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Me who has just spent the last ten minutes imagining what "Spboing!" actually sounds like.
My wife has a 22yo cat. She's had her longer than we've been together. When she finally passes. It will not be a good day.
October 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My wife has a 22yo cat. She's had her longer than we've been together. When she finally passes. It will not be a good day.
Well shit. If we could get interviewees that dont lie or dance around questions instead of just actually answering them honestly... that'd be great.
October 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Well shit. If we could get interviewees that dont lie or dance around questions instead of just actually answering them honestly... that'd be great.
Like actual cops? Or Jesse Watters/Fox News type cops.
October 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Like actual cops? Or Jesse Watters/Fox News type cops.
This is how anyone who lies onscreen should be treated.
"You didn't answer the question/You lied. Thanks for your time."
*cut feed*
"You didn't answer the question/You lied. Thanks for your time."
*cut feed*
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is how anyone who lies onscreen should be treated.
"You didn't answer the question/You lied. Thanks for your time."
*cut feed*
"You didn't answer the question/You lied. Thanks for your time."
*cut feed*
And the fact that he's basically saying this out loud now and a good chunk of the population are still determined to follow him like the pied piper is fucking scary.
October 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
And the fact that he's basically saying this out loud now and a good chunk of the population are still determined to follow him like the pied piper is fucking scary.
Tell me your understanding of basic mathematics is only at a 4th grade level without actually saying it.
October 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Tell me your understanding of basic mathematics is only at a 4th grade level without actually saying it.
And right up until the announcement he probably had his ass-kissers saying, "Hey, don't worry. You definitely got it in the bag this year."
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
And right up until the announcement he probably had his ass-kissers saying, "Hey, don't worry. You definitely got it in the bag this year."
Can one.
Just one reporter.
Please.
Ask him where he saw the footage of burning buildings in Portland??
Just one reporter.
Please.
Ask him where he saw the footage of burning buildings in Portland??
October 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Can one.
Just one reporter.
Please.
Ask him where he saw the footage of burning buildings in Portland??
Just one reporter.
Please.
Ask him where he saw the footage of burning buildings in Portland??
No one wants a 2nd hand 747. Christ. No one buys them brand new anymore. They cost waaaay too much to run.
October 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
No one wants a 2nd hand 747. Christ. No one buys them brand new anymore. They cost waaaay too much to run.
Sure... He can have it when he leaves. As long as he understands that he is paying for the upkeep and running costs of it.
There is a reason that no other billionaire owns a 747.
There is a reason that no other billionaire owns a 747.
October 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Sure... He can have it when he leaves. As long as he understands that he is paying for the upkeep and running costs of it.
There is a reason that no other billionaire owns a 747.
There is a reason that no other billionaire owns a 747.