EvilLobsterKing
@evillobsterking.bsky.social
#1 Chainclaw Aficionado, Power Core Combiners strongest soldier. 25.
to play an online shooter game I need 600 ping and a boner
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
to play an online shooter game I need 600 ping and a boner
I bought Alien 3 on dvd for $9 at big w but my friends won't let me watch it. And don't even get me started on my $9 alien 4 dvd I bought at big w. I think they might actually kill me if I watch that one. They still have the plastic and everything still on
I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I bought Alien 3 on dvd for $9 at big w but my friends won't let me watch it. And don't even get me started on my $9 alien 4 dvd I bought at big w. I think they might actually kill me if I watch that one. They still have the plastic and everything still on
The chances of anyone coming from YO MOMMA are a million to one, he said. Yet still they come
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The chances of anyone coming from YO MOMMA are a million to one, he said. Yet still they come
Hey gang! Really exciting news for you today. I've decided to do some evolving, so if you have any cool environmental pressures you'd like to see me adapt to drop them in the comments box below ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
And while you are down there make sure to like and subscribe!!!!!!!! It really helps ya boi out!!!!1
And while you are down there make sure to like and subscribe!!!!!!!! It really helps ya boi out!!!!1
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Hey gang! Really exciting news for you today. I've decided to do some evolving, so if you have any cool environmental pressures you'd like to see me adapt to drop them in the comments box below ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
And while you are down there make sure to like and subscribe!!!!!!!! It really helps ya boi out!!!!1
And while you are down there make sure to like and subscribe!!!!!!!! It really helps ya boi out!!!!1
Guy who cums every time they are vaccinated
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Guy who cums every time they are vaccinated
Shoutout to Vince Gilligan
breaking bad season 2 is the second most embarrassing thing I have ever seen. Beaten out only by the official vince gilligan bobblehead
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Shoutout to Vince Gilligan
*shoots you with the penis explosion beam*
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
*shoots you with the penis explosion beam*
Put me in the torture chamber like my name is Chuck
Sex isn't real so I never ever fuck
They tried to kill me but I came back stronger
That's a lie...
And lying makes my penis grow longer
This fact makes me wish sex was real
How can this divided country ever truly heal
Sex isn't real so I never ever fuck
They tried to kill me but I came back stronger
That's a lie...
And lying makes my penis grow longer
This fact makes me wish sex was real
How can this divided country ever truly heal
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Put me in the torture chamber like my name is Chuck
Sex isn't real so I never ever fuck
They tried to kill me but I came back stronger
That's a lie...
And lying makes my penis grow longer
This fact makes me wish sex was real
How can this divided country ever truly heal
Sex isn't real so I never ever fuck
They tried to kill me but I came back stronger
That's a lie...
And lying makes my penis grow longer
This fact makes me wish sex was real
How can this divided country ever truly heal
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TBT - Wolverine: Black, White & Blood #4 (2021). Written by @kellythompson.bsky.social, art by me.
October 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
TBT - Wolverine: Black, White & Blood #4 (2021). Written by @kellythompson.bsky.social, art by me.
Better Call Saul S05E06 Sexler v Goonman
October 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Better Call Saul S05E06 Sexler v Goonman
They should make a new Sonic The Hedgehog fighting game but give everyone a redesign with the proportions of human fighting game characters #SonicTheHedgehog #Gaming
October 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
They should make a new Sonic The Hedgehog fighting game but give everyone a redesign with the proportions of human fighting game characters #SonicTheHedgehog #Gaming
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New D&D character concept
November 16, 2024 at 3:25 PM
New D&D character concept
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The last ceasefire was broken by Israel hours into the agreement.
The current "peace" plan *may* end the immediate bloodshed & let needed aid in, but it's no roadmap to Palestinian sovereignty or liberation.
Sanctions, divestments, & embargos against Zionist occupation are still required.
The current "peace" plan *may* end the immediate bloodshed & let needed aid in, but it's no roadmap to Palestinian sovereignty or liberation.
Sanctions, divestments, & embargos against Zionist occupation are still required.
Israeli attacks persists in Gaza after ceasefire agreement announced - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israeli-attacks-persists-gaza-after-ceasefire-agreement-announced
Israeli attacks persists in Gaza after ceasefire agreement announced
Heavy bombing rocks Gaza City and Khan Younis before ceasefire takes effect
www.middleeasteye.net
October 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The last ceasefire was broken by Israel hours into the agreement.
The current "peace" plan *may* end the immediate bloodshed & let needed aid in, but it's no roadmap to Palestinian sovereignty or liberation.
Sanctions, divestments, & embargos against Zionist occupation are still required.
The current "peace" plan *may* end the immediate bloodshed & let needed aid in, but it's no roadmap to Palestinian sovereignty or liberation.
Sanctions, divestments, & embargos against Zionist occupation are still required.
Just relaxing by the pool with my three weed smoking girlfriends, don't be jealous 😎👙🍹
September 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Just relaxing by the pool with my three weed smoking girlfriends, don't be jealous 😎👙🍹
People want games with worse graphics until a game comes out with worse graphics
September 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
People want games with worse graphics until a game comes out with worse graphics
Me when the sinister and nefarious rectangle returns
September 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Me when the sinister and nefarious rectangle returns
@dc.com Why are you so willing to throw queer people under the bus? These are not the actions of anyone that cares about marginalized communities
September 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
@dc.com Why are you so willing to throw queer people under the bus? These are not the actions of anyone that cares about marginalized communities
SEKIRO IS PAPER MARIO
September 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
SEKIRO IS PAPER MARIO
If your game with randomised elements and run based gameplay is like Rogue that is a Rogue-esque game and if your game with randomised elements and run based gameplay isn't like Rogue that is a Rogue-ish game. It's very simple
September 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
If your game with randomised elements and run based gameplay is like Rogue that is a Rogue-esque game and if your game with randomised elements and run based gameplay isn't like Rogue that is a Rogue-ish game. It's very simple
Nobel Peace Prize? You mean I don't get the whole thing???
August 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Nobel Peace Prize? You mean I don't get the whole thing???
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The entire Al Jazeera crew for Gaza City was assassinated last night.
Mohammed Al-Khalidi
Mohammed Noufal
Ibrahim Zaher
Musab Al-Sharif
Moamen Aliwa
Mohammed Qreiqeh
Israel did this to minimize reporting of their planned, criminal occupation. International intervention is now the minimum position.
Mohammed Al-Khalidi
Mohammed Noufal
Ibrahim Zaher
Musab Al-Sharif
Moamen Aliwa
Mohammed Qreiqeh
Israel did this to minimize reporting of their planned, criminal occupation. International intervention is now the minimum position.
August 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM
The entire Al Jazeera crew for Gaza City was assassinated last night.
Mohammed Al-Khalidi
Mohammed Noufal
Ibrahim Zaher
Musab Al-Sharif
Moamen Aliwa
Mohammed Qreiqeh
Israel did this to minimize reporting of their planned, criminal occupation. International intervention is now the minimum position.
Mohammed Al-Khalidi
Mohammed Noufal
Ibrahim Zaher
Musab Al-Sharif
Moamen Aliwa
Mohammed Qreiqeh
Israel did this to minimize reporting of their planned, criminal occupation. International intervention is now the minimum position.
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🔪😼🍑Valkyr Heirloom Giveaway over at gleam io. Ends August 10 at noon ET. Prizes generously provided by Warframe/Digital Extremes. Good luck! #warframe #giveaway gleam.io/t4oQx/valkyr...
August 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
🔪😼🍑Valkyr Heirloom Giveaway over at gleam io. Ends August 10 at noon ET. Prizes generously provided by Warframe/Digital Extremes. Good luck! #warframe #giveaway gleam.io/t4oQx/valkyr...
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