Lauren
@evilkittyb.bsky.social
I had to smell it. It smelled like cilantro-heavy salsa.
February 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I had to smell it. It smelled like cilantro-heavy salsa.
Touché demands dinner offerings.
February 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Touché demands dinner offerings.
I need to pee, but I am trapped by a giant potato.
January 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I need to pee, but I am trapped by a giant potato.
She told me it was a Birthday Costume Party. We were not invited. We were kidnapped.
January 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
She told me it was a Birthday Costume Party. We were not invited. We were kidnapped.
I’m feeling more chaotic as I get older, but in a good way.
January 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m feeling more chaotic as I get older, but in a good way.
I have another daughter. She’s smaller than my pinkie nail.
January 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I have another daughter. She’s smaller than my pinkie nail.
❄️ Don’t worry, it’s just cuttlebone. ❄️
January 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
❄️ Don’t worry, it’s just cuttlebone. ❄️