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eviljongler.bsky.social
— 𝑱𝑶𝑵𝑮𝑳𝑬𝑹.
@eviljongler.bsky.social
All right, take out your gun, buddy!!!

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Purple. Or red, or somethin'. Ain't never been GREEN before.

An' trick question, dere's always PLENTY wrong wit' youse.
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Huh? I ain't stupid. What's wrong wit' youse?
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
No youse ain't. You's NEVER been green. Don't youse bullshit me.
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
. . . What're youse GREEN for.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
C'mon. I ain't about t'punch youse or nothin'.
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
] LIKE DAMN OKAY SHE WAS ALREADY DOWN DUDE
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Yeah. We's works fine.
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
] being needlessly aggressive is really fucking funny though.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Why?
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
] second proposition: evilerjongler.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
] i also vote eviljongler2.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Heheheheh.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
* ( They take her high heels and snap the heels off for good measure. Dude what the fuck. Entirely unnecessary )
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Works every time.
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
* ( Immediately socking her in the face no hesitation )
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yeaaahh youse wouldn't knows what ta do wit'out me.
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
* ( Really heavy sigh. )
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Youse don't got da guts.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I gots fists and I ain't afraid ta use 'em, lady.
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm hearin' what's comin' from your mouth.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Damn. Well, we's gots a job, so do dat somewheres else.
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Youse thinks I give a shit? I'd hit youse if youse was a man, too.
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
So what?
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Dat ain't a no. Somebody gettin' soft?
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM