Very Angry Hamster
evilhamster.bsky.social
Very Angry Hamster
@evilhamster.bsky.social
I'm nothing but a mild mannered hamster. I do post a lot between the hours of 10PM-5AM EST though, if that says anything about my sleep schedule.
🏳‍🌈🐹
They/them
(I do block porn, spam, and shitty people so keep that in mind)
I think I'm gonna start pursuing the higher things in life,
like soup
making soup
learning about soup
appreciating soup
eating soup
smelling soup
looking at soup
their are so many options
November 22, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I fell asleep, back now.
November 20, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Only now realizing that I swapped my ADHD medication with my Insomnia medication because they look exactly the same. So yes I took my sleeping pills this morning, and yes I'm so tired that if I close my eyes I'm not sure I'd wake up.👍
November 18, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I've decided I'm gonna start working on lowering the amount I post a just making higher quality posts instead, crazy I know.
November 18, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Ah yes, many new followers I can expose to my weird rambling, enjoy!
November 17, 2024 at 9:34 PM
cannot fully express how much I love the chicken that ALDI has sometimes. It's like the honey batter one. It's like chicken tenders but the batter is soft and sweet. I LOVE THEM ALDI I BEG OF YOU MAKE THIS AN ALL YEAR PRODUCT
November 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
If you guys wanna yap in dms/comments about Greek mythology no one is stopping you!🌿 Infact I'm strongly encouraging you, please tell me your fun facts I beg.
November 17, 2024 at 8:13 PM
gonna let this account marinate in its juices for a bit and then go back on my usual posting spree
November 17, 2024 at 7:17 PM
I need kids just so I can ask them how internet things work
"JEBEDIAH THE THIRD GETCHUR ASS OVER HERE AND TELL ME HOW TO USE THEM POUND SYMBOLS"👪
November 17, 2024 at 7:15 PM
If I'm commenting or liking a large amount of your posts I'm not being weird, just forgetting to press home and then wondering why everything I see is you.
November 17, 2024 at 7:11 PM
has anyone read "No Longer Human"? I've heard good things and I'm tempted to go out and buy it but I want to make sure it'd be worth the money.💰
November 17, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I was gonna post my stardew farm, however files confuse me and I'm, to tired to google shit.
November 17, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by Very Angry Hamster
I know things are rough, but we really need to focus on our most important priority:

Making another rom-com series half as good as Kaguya-sama: Love Is War
November 17, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Reposted by Very Angry Hamster
bestfriEND.

boyfriEND.

girlfriEND.

it all ends.

but you know what doesn’t end?

Project Sekai:Colorful Stage, Featuring Hatsune Miku, Brand new World.

rt if u cried
November 17, 2024 at 6:58 AM
I love the way everyone refuses to say the name of the bird app as if it's voldemort.
November 17, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I was on twitter for two years before joining bluesky and I'd average five likes a month for posting everyday multiple times a day, it genuinely felt like I was screaming into the void. I love and appreciate the way that blue sky works, no shadow banning, no hateful bigoted people under every post.
November 17, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Reposted by Very Angry Hamster
Might just start a new farm in Stardew Valley just to feel something
November 17, 2024 at 7:10 AM
I've come to the realization that my posts are being followed and liked by genuinely super cool and talented people. WDYM you guys a aren't failures?!?!? Anyway if you follow me and assumed that I wouldn't lightly stalk your account you assumed very wrong <3
November 17, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Snorlax is so insanely underrated. "Ohhhh but he is one of the most famous pokemon! For whatever could you mean 'underrated" IT ISNT ENOUGH HE DESERVES MORE
November 17, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I just realized that I posted something like 4 hours ago and it was quoting the wrong skeet so I just seemed insane.
November 17, 2024 at 10:35 AM
If you can't tell I'm definitely not used to social media that's formatted like this, I will be forever stuck in my tumblr days.
November 17, 2024 at 10:33 AM
If anyone knows ways to safely NOT pirate movies hmu. I would hate to accidently pirate something from rich companies, that would suck. Step by step instruction in the comments on how to NOT commit such a HEINOUS crime would be greatly appreciated❤️
November 17, 2024 at 10:19 AM
I feel like an old man asking the youth these days what slang terms mean😭

"Back in my day... We didn't have none of these reskeets or
moots, those were simpler times."🧓

(Seriously someone explain to me what a moot is I beg)
November 17, 2024 at 9:58 AM
I'm under the opinion that liking olives is morally wrong. I have zero evidence to back this statement up, I just think they suck really bad and therefor do not trust you if you like them. Olives taste like pennies and sadness.👎
November 17, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Ah yes, the way to beat social media. Posting every stupid thought you have every 5 minutes until people get tired of it.
November 17, 2024 at 9:50 AM