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evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social
Lara
@evilhagsadcareer.bsky.social
I am evil hag. I have sad career :/

recently suburbanized film student
they're playing Lana Del Rey I'm the ladies section of the gym
May 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
leute kennt ihr jemanden der mir sagen kann wie viel mein Auto wert ist
May 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
people spending ungodly sums of money to travel the world and then post some shit like "almost forgot that this is the point" or "life is about living it, not surviving it" like glad you remembered arent you cute
April 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
someone help me I'm going out with friends and it's midnight and they wanna go dancing now and then a beer bar at 1 and then another club and then sing karaoke after 😭
April 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
last day in paris and I just had the cutest conversation with am elderly french cinephile couple who recommended me a ton of movies and ofc I bought them all and spent way more money than I planned
March 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I know some day I'll regret not watching those "tips for time travelling to medieval Europe" videos I get recommended
March 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
the state wants us to own nothing and pay continually for an ostensible sense of digital ownership
March 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
sometimes I feel like everyone around me is signaling that you need to travel the world to be truly fulfilled like that's the stuff you'd regret not doing when you're older that's the number 1 thing people think about but it's stressing me out??? Like Yess I love going places but calm down pls
March 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
go away smart woman deconstructing a topic that is important to me in a video essay... it's almost 2 am and I want dumb guy adding generic commentary to movie I've seen 10 times!!
March 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
there's no way sean ono lennon could look any different than he does
March 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I knew life was unfair when I found out some people LOSE appetite when they're sick
March 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
there's a yoshimoto nara exhibition a two hour drive awayyyy I will be going in april
March 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
why is is kinda not fun anymore being sick for a couple days when you're not a kid at school... Like now the dishes are piling up and I just feel like shit what used to be the draw
March 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
why new mutual I made and texted for 2 days turned out to want to be my suger mommy/scam me ... can't have shit
March 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
posted on my main for the first time in years it's soo weird like I got former teachers on there 😭
February 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
going clubbing with ur girlfriends is just asking each other "what did he want?" every 10 mins
February 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Reposted by Lara
To be honest
“bluesky has cringe millennial vibes” i cannot even begin to emphasize how much of an improvement that is than seeing thoughts and sentiments from lolicunnyhitler88 unprompted during my day
February 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Reposted by Lara
I saw a TikTok of a girl who said she had a crush on a cute nerdy guy and she was gushing about it.

The comments were all men saying “leave him alone” and “you’ll be his villain origin story” and shit like that. And men act surprised when women hate them.
February 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
she's so annoying she always poses like she wants her picture taken and posted on social media get over urself
February 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
wondering what goes through our cats heads when I put my finger in their mouth while they yawn
February 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
body protesting against early brunch plans made by the mind. most awake person alive right now it's like I'm at war with myself I know I will regret not sleeping rn
February 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
when that little man in front of a white screen tells me he's counting on me to vote afd in-between YouTube videos I get like whole body chills leave me alone do not talk to me do not infiltrate my ayo edibiri content consumption time
February 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
February 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I successfully spoke to many adult colleagues today at office lunch
February 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM