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evilforestbeast.bsky.social
EVIL ANIMAL ΘΔ🔞
@evilforestbeast.bsky.social
Nongendered nonhuman (it/its ONLY or i fucking maul you)
Maine wood dweller
Full time wild animal
MDNI
DM open
Haver of very few spoons
dni tech people

Signal: evilanimal.12 Discord: evil.animal VRChat: evilanimal
This but also in a non cyberpunk way . let me get a species transition
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i'd like to shit on her for it more but to people not directly personally involved with me i probably appear exactly the same
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
bothersome women
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You will get nowhere to fuck without shitting and directly asking to fuck
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
That's the idea
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Straight but epic
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Just link them this post ez
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I would say I am aggressively bi as fuck however due to a loophole in the rules anyone I fuck is actually straight sex. I would have to invent a new word for it
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I wouldn't describe myself at all i just wanna fuck things
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
if you're nonbinary nobody is the same gender as you. Hence always straight
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
(one of them is trans and the other nonbinary but conveniently fem and masc enough respectively to pull off the heterosexual aura. both are bisexual)
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
in fact two of my best friends are. In a straight marriage

Gay people arnt real!!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I don't think a single sexual interaction that I've taken part in or even witnessed in the Oomf Circle has been between two gay guys
There's always some extenuating variable like someone being bi or someone being agender/enby/demi/whatever
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Yeah FUCK you@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
How much buddy
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
no it aint

That's shithead
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Never cook again I'm gonna pee in your gas tank
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
true!!!! Good girl!!!!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM