idk why I said this. ok I know it's because I got a giant mons pubis now

alternatively make a sugar substitute that doesn't have a shit aftertaste that makes you thirsty as shit and that doesn't make my tummy hurt

i thought that heah 😔

I used this carrot bread cus the bag was opened. tastes bad. then I used the old ass peanut butter that's fucking bitter and nasty for some reason. and since it's 100% peanut I added salt so I get jumpscared by the crunch of the crystals. the Nutella is ok but it's putting sugar on a pile of shit

hey so teeth can get cavities and abscess and they get yucky and dirty and they hurt a lot when you have surgery as an adult so we should just yank them out of the babies skulls. clearly that's what we were supposed to do in nature

yankees really made themselves believe there's actually real medical benefits to it when they're the only ones doing it not for religious reasons

/j i hate that fucking word but realizing I can draw what I wanna drool at created the thought in my head "I can make my own goon drawings"

you heard of post nut clarity now get ready for post nut anguish

yes this is such an old point but sometimes I remember it and I get fucking mad. liking boobs sexually is a fetish. it's not normal. it's not bad either but it's not what you would call normal. they are baby feeding appendages

Cyn having a normal one at 6 am 😊

if you believe only big dicks are good at sex I'm gonna assume you're a virgin and just in love with the idea of it. poser. git gud. small penises are sexy too actually I'm sorry you have skill issues an can't see it

this is my cross to bear I also fucking hate when people use small dick as an insult like nooooo we hate body shaming!!! unless it's about penis size because men bad lol <3 # feminist