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I’m going to put all my videos here too!
I’m so sad
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Ariana Grande is set to appear on ‘Good Hang with Amy Poehler’ tomorrow.
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’m caught up on Real Housewives of:
Salt Lake City ❄️
New Jersey 🍝
Beverly Hills 💎
Dubai 🐫

I gave up on Miami 🍹

I’m currently working on New York 🍎
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Snows out! Which means I only watch Real Housewives franchises until it’s nice weather again.

I’ve picked up #RHONY again so I think I’ll finish that by mid December
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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There is no evidence Hillary blew him
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I got a coconut scented body oil for this season because I’m going to pretend it’s tanning lotion and I’m not in the hell of Canadian winter
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Getting terrorized by the president because he’s DL is fucking crazy
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Sydney Sweeney doesn’t bother me with her antics because I don’t care if she lives or dies, let alone what products she promotes.
That being said, she isn’t a very good actor, I never believe her emotional scenes and her speech impediment is distracting.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I hit my shin on the corner of my bed frame and I might understand anguish now
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I remember having the same bottle opener in the house for my entire childhood. But as an adult, I’ve lost at least seven bottle openers.
However, I have finally realized that it needs to be a magnet stuck to the fridge. That’s the difference
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Guys I need you to do me a solid and watch the bram stoker Dracula video tysm vt.tiktok.com/ZSymJuyPg/
TikTok - Make Your Day
vt.tiktok.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I love spoiling my cat. I have no plans on ever denying him anything ever. Whatever he wants, he gets.
There’s literally no consequences to spoiling your cat. It’s not like a spoiled kid that grows up to be an asshole adult.
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Just cancel Christmas spending and the whole captions system collapses. It’s literally right in front of you
I don’t think the Republicans plan to open the government for a while.

Trump thinks he is untouchable while Congress is out. He has no incentive to get them back to work.
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I fucked up my ear yall
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Halloween is such a perfect holiday to reground yourself in your community. Just throngs of different people wandering the neighborhood with their kids appreciating strangers for helping create something magical. This is what most of us crave.
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Did yall know that Nosferatu never asked for or was granted the rights to the Dracula story when they made the original.
Bram Stokers wife successfully sued them and the production declared bankruptcy to avoid paying her for her husbands work and never handed over the original prints of the film.
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My Halloween pick !
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Wasabi waited until I had my hands filthy in a mixing bowl before going to the bedroom door and SCREAMING to wake up Nick.
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Original Dracula in 4 minutes vt.tiktok.com/ZSyjB3rUT/
TikTok - Make Your Day
vt.tiktok.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
October 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Outside my bedroom door, is he threatening me?
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM