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Evil Bloodsucking Gnome
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Lurking….heh heh heh
Parody of the satirical Evil Bloodsucking Gnome
(Comic “less evil” version)
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk
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Yyyeeessssssss
Clip from an article with an anemone like creature and the text “Iceberg Breaks Off Antarctica, Revealing Tentacled Creatures Beneath yahoo”
March 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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The Alien Gnome Nation could provide
A colored pencil drawing of a little EBG two tentacles out but otherwise wrapped in a leaf, wearing his silly leaf hat with a dead ladybug on it (they wear hats cause they have cranial cloacas), and his friend wearing a feather as a hat also sleeps in a single leaf together in a tree hollow. Shelly the hermit shrimp stands (?) guard outside
February 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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LSD earthling…
The EBG tentacles flailing with two hits of blotter on his tongue
December 12, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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As promised
I EAT MY OWN HEAD!!!!
YYYEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk
The Evil Gnome grasps his severed head in his tentacles, tongue out, X’s for eyes above his squid beak. He is indeed going to eat his own head.
November 30, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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And tonight on BLUESKEE I shall EAT MY OWN HEAD
The Evil Gnome, tentacles all a flailing looking kinda devious and maybe serious this time..I don’t know gang but I think he’s serious this time
November 30, 2024 at 11:02 AM
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Soon!!!!!!
Heh heh heh
A drawing of a blue budgie with red eyes. It stands on a branch in the darkness. There’s some fruiting lichen on the branch. Behind the evil budgie are leaves breaking the background of starlit night
November 28, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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🎶Forever cult🎶
The Evil Bloodsucking Gnome waving his tentacles as if dancing, smiling with his luscious lashes his dumb green hat adorned with fruit covers his head cloaca
November 22, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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THIS?! IS FUNNY TO YOU?!
The Evil Bloodsucking Gnome looking all sad with his big lashes while he bandages the wound Nancy (rightfully) gave him. Still wearing that dumb hat
November 20, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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It’s not funny earth kitty. No heh heh heh’s
The Evil Bloodsucking Gnome inspects his torn and bleeding tentacle (I know…gnomes don’t have tentacles….) Nancy the cat girl smiles with blood dripping from her mouth Heh heh heh
November 20, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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And tonight on BlueSky… I SHALL EAT MY OWN HEAD
The Evil Bloodsucking Gnome, smiling, tentacles in the air like he just don’t care. Wearing his signature green hat adorned with fruit
November 20, 2024 at 12:48 AM
evilbloodgnome.bsky.social
YYYEEESSSSSSS!!!!
It’s #TentacleTuesday
NOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!
MY TENTACLE!!!!
The Evil Bloodsucking Gnome getting his tentacle attacked by Nancy the Cat Girl, obviously she has had enough of his shit
November 19, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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I was under the influence heh heh heh
The Evil Bloodsucking Gnome wearing his goofy ass hat full of fruit and his tentacles flailing. On his outstretched tongue lie two hits of blotter acid.
November 19, 2024 at 3:24 AM