evilbast.bsky.social
@evilbast.bsky.social
Ahhh got it so soon we will have really unreliable drones that can move a Kilo of “Powder” and play Flight of the Valkyries over a cheap speaker. Great
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I suggest once he is gone we rename it to The Place of Justice (Nuremberg) and hold the trials there, let the words echo once again…”I was only doing my job.”
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is the moment that the White House started to fully understand E. Jean Carroll.
October 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I am so heartbroken, with the east wing gone where is Melania going to work on her BeBest campaign. Oh the humanity. Our children will be lost and bullied.
October 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My wife and I just watched this movie and we are already pushing it amongst family and friends. I am going to have to watch it multiple times. This move doesn’t have high enough ratings. I smell a cult classic here
July 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dude! This made me spit out wine. What the hell give a warning man. Like he don’t have a drink while your reading this.
March 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
But Big G they sent thoughts and prayers! What we need are more ammo vending machines. That should fix it.
December 17, 2024 at 3:55 AM
What could wrong George? It’s done so well for the prison system. Who doesn’t want mail that will have peak pricing.
December 17, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Come on their ideas have worked so well. I see you’re not a fan of just trying to get MAGA to comprise because they think deep down they really have a heart.
December 17, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Praise be all that is wonderful, I mean I asked for a third nipple on his forehead but this is really nice.
December 16, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Yeah they should also get rid of seatbelts, airbags, crumple zones, safety glass, antilock breaks, third brake lights, collision detection and cup holders. We can just all try really hard to drive carefully.
December 14, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Oh yeah what about War of the Worlds?
December 14, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Hell yeah! We should also arm toddlers, change our currency to potato chips and sell off Idaho. I actually don’t think it’s real. Have you ever met anyone from there?? Really have you?
December 14, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Human rights shuman rights I am a red blooded American and I demand cheap bacon, fast cars, faster women and over the counter high blood pressure pills.
December 14, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Oh that has to be fake news right! Everyone knows that penguins have no fashion sense hell they wear the same damn thing everyday.
December 14, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I give money every week the Flat Earth Society soon I will be a platinum premium plus diamond member. I am excited they said I will get my own flat earth model with working sun lamp!
December 14, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Hey while Jesus is doing cool things can I get a super power. I would like something like invisibility or super quick healing. Thanks big G
November 22, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Come on George, you don’t want to have road kill on the food pyramid? What about balsamic vinegar as a vaccine? Presented to us my a man that sounds like he attempted to smoke ground up whale bones in a bong filled with used motor oil.
November 22, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Hey God it would be very cool if you could make hatred a limited resource, say for example you are only permitted to hate three things and one of them has to always be discovering there is no toilet paper too late.
November 22, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I personally think it’s because it’s sweater weather.
November 21, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Come on we all know it’s gonna be Kid Rock or Ted Nugent
November 21, 2024 at 10:11 PM