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𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹: 🇨🇦; he/him; introvert in a extrovert costume
𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹: principal security monkey; appsec; cloudsec
September 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Heatd tomorrow is another velocirapture. Can’t wait!
September 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hey Copilot, thanks for the map showing a 50 mile radius from Redmond, WA! Guess somebody needs make sure those forced carbon emissions are counted against green targets.
September 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
July 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Who even needs a PM? Not this Vibengineer.
May 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
May 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
TFW when you know you’re playing 4D chess against someone playing 1D Connect 4
May 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If you haven’t seen that movie, it is excellent (watch it in Comanche with english subs). Filmed in the foothills of the Canadian rockies.

Granted, we do have some winters that’ll kill ya if you’re unprotected outside too long. But it’s ok, we have toques and mittens.
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We really don’t 🤣 There are rain forest canadians, coastal canadians, mountain canadians, plains canadians, lake country canadians, wine country canadians, desert canadians, forest canadians, island canadians, tundra canadians… even city canadians.
March 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Big difference between opt-in amerinazis and companies formed as part of corporatist economic policy under a fascist model.

Also, punch nazis with priority on the living ones.
March 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Do one with a Canada Goose and “Elbows Up” 😈
March 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Looking forward to this becoming a reality and Canadian sovereignty being safeguarded by cobra chickens and griffins.

www.saab.com/markets/cana...
March 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
February 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
February 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
February 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
And still, Kendrick > Drake
February 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I haven’t seen sneps in person in years, so this is making me low-key sad.
February 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Canadian Bucket List: Lists of things to see and do in Canada as a tourist.

(Borrowed from /BuyCanadian on Reddit)
February 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Step 2.5 — Strike a deal to back down in exchange for things the opposed parties already announced months ago, but only after burning what little trust remained
February 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Indeed
February 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
January 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oof. The Weather Provisioner for your area needs to go on a PIP.
December 1, 2024 at 2:32 AM
He’s here too
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #40,317!
September 21, 2024 at 6:56 PM
June 14, 2024 at 1:40 PM