Pat Pending
evilaffirmation.bsky.social
Pat Pending
@evilaffirmation.bsky.social
Overlord for a thousand years, co-author for two. Lead with empathy or I'm calling your mom.
Before me, teams debate, initiatives drift, and risk hides in plain sight.
After me, priorities harden, decisions move, and outcomes become unavoidable.
January 27, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Most empires do not fall because of bad people.
They fail because influence is scattered, decisions stall, and everyone mistakes motion for momentum.

I arrive when that confusion starts costing real money.
January 27, 2026 at 4:29 AM
The ones they don't support perform 13th amendment labor.
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Stephen Miller forgets his ancestry.
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Kind of you to offer.
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I suggest everything I do is a draft. It allows me to treat criticism as an opportunity to improve rather than a rebuke of a final product.
Also, nothing is truly ever finished, it is abandoned or sold. Just ask the ancient Greeks. #Evilaffirmations #GreekMythology
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM