I kinda just said "shibari" as a substitute for "rope bondage" and am now considering how much of an actual nightmare trying to do shibari with Christmas lights would be

One of them is a professor doing field research. One of them is this universe's Spider-Man. One of them is the Christmas Past version of another.

Break through all their safewords and get to the core :3

You should know that I created this account purely for the fact that "Foddian masochism" is far too funny of a phrase to not share in some capacity