#1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING
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when ppl say “you can reach me via signal” um ok. ive lit the beacon atop the tower. for u.
December 28, 2024 at 7:14 AM
when ppl say “you can reach me via signal” um ok. ive lit the beacon atop the tower. for u.
practicing necromancy is so back. and so are you and you and you and you and
December 12, 2024 at 10:40 AM
practicing necromancy is so back. and so are you and you and you and you and
wizard parent to their wizard child: its because you’re always on that damn tome
December 3, 2024 at 12:09 AM
wizard parent to their wizard child: its because you’re always on that damn tome
it’s always why is your leitmotif in a minor key now and never how was your thanksgiving
November 30, 2024 at 6:17 AM
it’s always why is your leitmotif in a minor key now and never how was your thanksgiving
had to take a potion of tranquility this morning when I heard the wizards council has banned casting PENILE COMPRESSION. furious.
November 27, 2024 at 5:41 PM
had to take a potion of tranquility this morning when I heard the wizards council has banned casting PENILE COMPRESSION. furious.
“turning your apprentice into a wretched slime beast is evil.” to you.
November 26, 2024 at 3:35 AM
“turning your apprentice into a wretched slime beast is evil.” to you.
Maidens will see your homunculus and say “he cannot afford an apprentice”
November 22, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Maidens will see your homunculus and say “he cannot afford an apprentice”
If you’re a giant screaming blood obelisk maybe you should learn to listen more than you speak. nobody learned anything by listening to themselves
November 22, 2024 at 12:43 AM
If you’re a giant screaming blood obelisk maybe you should learn to listen more than you speak. nobody learned anything by listening to themselves
sister in the arcane arts help my reanimated skeleton army is demanding dental
November 21, 2024 at 9:51 PM
sister in the arcane arts help my reanimated skeleton army is demanding dental
it probably feels good af to whisper treacherous advice to the king that only serves to further your own twisted agenda
November 20, 2024 at 6:02 PM
it probably feels good af to whisper treacherous advice to the king that only serves to further your own twisted agenda
Reposted by #1 FIREBALL BLASTER 627 YEARS RUNNING
Source? The whispering blood obelisk told me
November 20, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Source? The whispering blood obelisk told me
casting PEAL OF THUNDER every time my apprentice tells me not to turn him into a wretched slime beast 🤣
November 19, 2024 at 9:53 PM
casting PEAL OF THUNDER every time my apprentice tells me not to turn him into a wretched slime beast 🤣