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Evil Uncle Tim
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Ex-bookseller, now shed-lovin' retiree.
Moved from London to Warwickshire in 2024.
Not missing London (nasty, smelly place)
Missing the people (even the nasty, smelly ones...)
I genuinely didn't expect to get any reply....
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Phew...
So.
Who's talking, and on what subjects?

Yeah yeah, I know...
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Oppsie, just read this and the Mystery Talk is down for Thursday 21st. I think they mean Friday 21st...

I HOPE they mean Friday, ' cos I was thinking of going, and I won't be in London on the Thursday...
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If you check it twice, you're Santa. That's the law.
October 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Straighten my collar, I've got an important meeting with a ball.
October 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Delicious in Dungeon?
October 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Was this spreadsheet intended as a "hitlist"

(you can take the meaning of hit list any way you want...)
September 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Now I am a retired bookseller (& 30 odd years ago published in a children's collection) I can finally say...

Local poets are the worst!

No, I don't want that spineless pamphlet even your own friends won't buy cluttering up my shelves.

There, that's better.

(Obviously all other poets are fine)
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Story, Robert McKee. I know it's more for screenwriters, but the disciplines are useful.
June 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Broiled Druids... nom nom nom.
June 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Quick, print out your own blue plaque and stick it over the top...
June 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
You have taught me that these are called "Skeets". So now it's not so pointless, is it?
June 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM