Evil Brian Lambert (Sexy 😎)
@evil-brian-lambert.bsky.social
Driver (Sweetest AMC Pacer in the goddamn world), hatchet enthusiast, waste disposal ‘technician’ 😎🔪🔪
Y’know, that’s not bad. Not bad at all.
*note to self - brake cables… 😎🔪🔪
*note to self - brake cables… 😎🔪🔪
April 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Y’know, that’s not bad. Not bad at all.
*note to self - brake cables… 😎🔪🔪
*note to self - brake cables… 😎🔪🔪
I plough my own furrow
February 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I plough my own furrow
Yes! Why the hell else would I be breaking into @draythomas.bsky.social’s crawlspace night after night?
I like to watch him sleep while sharpening my favorite knife (Mr Stabby) 😎😍🔪
I like to watch him sleep while sharpening my favorite knife (Mr Stabby) 😎😍🔪
February 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Yes! Why the hell else would I be breaking into @draythomas.bsky.social’s crawlspace night after night?
I like to watch him sleep while sharpening my favorite knife (Mr Stabby) 😎😍🔪
I like to watch him sleep while sharpening my favorite knife (Mr Stabby) 😎😍🔪
Coz it got knocked off the sidewalk by some dude in a SWEET Pacer with places to be!
Chain jockey 0 - Yer Boy 1!
😎🚲❌
Chain jockey 0 - Yer Boy 1!
😎🚲❌
December 3, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Coz it got knocked off the sidewalk by some dude in a SWEET Pacer with places to be!
Chain jockey 0 - Yer Boy 1!
😎🚲❌
Chain jockey 0 - Yer Boy 1!
😎🚲❌
Or Dave “fat legs” Martin when his porch spontaneously combusted*!
* maybe next time you’ll pay yo Mah Jong debts promptly Dave.. 😎🔨🔥
* maybe next time you’ll pay yo Mah Jong debts promptly Dave.. 😎🔨🔥
November 29, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Or Dave “fat legs” Martin when his porch spontaneously combusted*!
* maybe next time you’ll pay yo Mah Jong debts promptly Dave.. 😎🔨🔥
* maybe next time you’ll pay yo Mah Jong debts promptly Dave.. 😎🔨🔥
I’ll drop it on yer desk when I’m done in your crawlspace 😎🔪🔪
November 20, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I’ll drop it on yer desk when I’m done in your crawlspace 😎🔪🔪
Working on one based on a favorite family tradition.
Working title: “Hey kids let’s grease up grandma, she’s gonna fight that hog”.. 😎👵🐷🥊
Working title: “Hey kids let’s grease up grandma, she’s gonna fight that hog”.. 😎👵🐷🥊
November 20, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Working on one based on a favorite family tradition.
Working title: “Hey kids let’s grease up grandma, she’s gonna fight that hog”.. 😎👵🐷🥊
Working title: “Hey kids let’s grease up grandma, she’s gonna fight that hog”.. 😎👵🐷🥊
Helluva automobile. Good trunk space for… items… 😎🚗🔥🔥🔥🔥
November 20, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Helluva automobile. Good trunk space for… items… 😎🚗🔥🔥🔥🔥
In a goddamn SWEET Pacer! 😎🚗🔥
November 20, 2024 at 3:48 PM
In a goddamn SWEET Pacer! 😎🚗🔥
He heh. Damn right! Daddy’s home 😎🔪🔪
November 19, 2024 at 11:44 PM
He heh. Damn right! Daddy’s home 😎🔪🔪
I got my own vibe. 😎🔪🔪
November 19, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I got my own vibe. 😎🔪🔪
Don’t you sass me boy!
November 19, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Don’t you sass me boy!