Evi "The Librarian" Baroque
@evibaroque.bsky.social
Writer of a mediocre blog | 26 years old
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Honestly, this is the most amusing thing that I came across.
I can barely contain my laughter irl
Just how badly can you massacre a creepy pasta?
I can barely contain my laughter irl
Just how badly can you massacre a creepy pasta?
a girl with pink hair and green eyes is making a funny face .
ALT: a girl with pink hair and green eyes is making a funny face .
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January 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Honestly, this is the most amusing thing that I came across.
I can barely contain my laughter irl
Just how badly can you massacre a creepy pasta?
I can barely contain my laughter irl
Just how badly can you massacre a creepy pasta?
Guys and gals, it's okay if you want a fantasy world like in Dungeon and Dragons, with creepy elements.
But make it at least somewhat interesting, or turn it into an actual multiplayer videogame at this point.
But make it at least somewhat interesting, or turn it into an actual multiplayer videogame at this point.
January 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Guys and gals, it's okay if you want a fantasy world like in Dungeon and Dragons, with creepy elements.
But make it at least somewhat interesting, or turn it into an actual multiplayer videogame at this point.
But make it at least somewhat interesting, or turn it into an actual multiplayer videogame at this point.
Oh, there are monster free zones, very convenient and they just happen to be the nicest place to exist in too?
And getting lost is apparently no threat either anymore, because civilization blah blah, you'll probably get rescued by the Shmurgl Gogl organization.
And getting lost is apparently no threat either anymore, because civilization blah blah, you'll probably get rescued by the Shmurgl Gogl organization.
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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January 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Oh, there are monster free zones, very convenient and they just happen to be the nicest place to exist in too?
And getting lost is apparently no threat either anymore, because civilization blah blah, you'll probably get rescued by the Shmurgl Gogl organization.
And getting lost is apparently no threat either anymore, because civilization blah blah, you'll probably get rescued by the Shmurgl Gogl organization.
Addendum: Vladimir Putin hat es schon zuvor versucht indem er Zelensky entführen oder umbringen wollte (früh im Angriffskrieg Russlands), für den Kriegsverbrecherstaat ändert sich also nichts.
China und andere autoritäre Staaten werden sich jetzt daran aber ein neues Beispiel nehmen.
China und andere autoritäre Staaten werden sich jetzt daran aber ein neues Beispiel nehmen.
January 4, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Addendum: Vladimir Putin hat es schon zuvor versucht indem er Zelensky entführen oder umbringen wollte (früh im Angriffskrieg Russlands), für den Kriegsverbrecherstaat ändert sich also nichts.
China und andere autoritäre Staaten werden sich jetzt daran aber ein neues Beispiel nehmen.
China und andere autoritäre Staaten werden sich jetzt daran aber ein neues Beispiel nehmen.
Es ändert nichts an Maduros skrupellosen Herrschaft und dass er illegitim an der Macht gehangen hat nach der letzten Wahl.
Diese Völkerrechtsverletzung beseitigt aber nun die letzten Schranken für Staaten und kann schnell zu einer Periode der internationalen Gesetzlosigkeit führen (2/2).
Diese Völkerrechtsverletzung beseitigt aber nun die letzten Schranken für Staaten und kann schnell zu einer Periode der internationalen Gesetzlosigkeit führen (2/2).
January 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Es ändert nichts an Maduros skrupellosen Herrschaft und dass er illegitim an der Macht gehangen hat nach der letzten Wahl.
Diese Völkerrechtsverletzung beseitigt aber nun die letzten Schranken für Staaten und kann schnell zu einer Periode der internationalen Gesetzlosigkeit führen (2/2).
Diese Völkerrechtsverletzung beseitigt aber nun die letzten Schranken für Staaten und kann schnell zu einer Periode der internationalen Gesetzlosigkeit führen (2/2).
and we have to have Bento boxes!
Both traditionally Japanese ones and the Germanized version.
Both traditionally Japanese ones and the Germanized version.
January 2, 2026 at 11:19 AM
and we have to have Bento boxes!
Both traditionally Japanese ones and the Germanized version.
Both traditionally Japanese ones and the Germanized version.
And the only truck I ever want is the Chevrolet SSR, in dark blue with golden orname frames (the thing that partially covers the headlights of the car, also available on the back).
If I have to own a car, then it should be a slow and quirky one.
Humans don't need to drive faster than 100 km/h.
If I have to own a car, then it should be a slow and quirky one.
Humans don't need to drive faster than 100 km/h.
January 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
And the only truck I ever want is the Chevrolet SSR, in dark blue with golden orname frames (the thing that partially covers the headlights of the car, also available on the back).
If I have to own a car, then it should be a slow and quirky one.
Humans don't need to drive faster than 100 km/h.
If I have to own a car, then it should be a slow and quirky one.
Humans don't need to drive faster than 100 km/h.
The difficulty also kinda increased after I chose the Diablo, suddenly the opponents drove like their lives depended on a victory. Not a complaint, just weird.
Also experienced for the first time what a pain in the ass the Pagani Zonda C12 can be when it is your opponent.
In-game just ridiculous.
Also experienced for the first time what a pain in the ass the Pagani Zonda C12 can be when it is your opponent.
In-game just ridiculous.
January 2, 2026 at 11:08 AM
The difficulty also kinda increased after I chose the Diablo, suddenly the opponents drove like their lives depended on a victory. Not a complaint, just weird.
Also experienced for the first time what a pain in the ass the Pagani Zonda C12 can be when it is your opponent.
In-game just ridiculous.
Also experienced for the first time what a pain in the ass the Pagani Zonda C12 can be when it is your opponent.
In-game just ridiculous.
Admittingly, naming my Lamborghini Diablo after the Roter Baron (Red Baron, a famous German fighter pilot during WW1) might have not been a good idea, because it tried to jump into the air and fly at every opportunity.
January 2, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Admittingly, naming my Lamborghini Diablo after the Roter Baron (Red Baron, a famous German fighter pilot during WW1) might have not been a good idea, because it tried to jump into the air and fly at every opportunity.
Happy New Year! 🎆
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Happy New Year! 🎆