The difference between dolphins and sharks is that dolphins are never accused of “infesting” their environment.

I just heard from Trump and RFKjr that it’s fine to shake babies again.

Where have all the flowers gone?

Good Morning San Francisco.

I’m listening. Tell me more about the octave.

While almost a masterpiece of aviation, the largest plane ever attempted failed because anyone who looked at the tail, and felt kindness to a goat, couldn’t go for it.

Happy Holidays!

Nothing here is real.