Death of the author is one thing, but this is like death of the printer.

I was 100% expecting something that was at least floppy

You guys are my favorite people today

I need a new phone, but if this is what they do to a FRIDGE, it seems ridiculous to give them that kind of acces to me

People are still telling us it won't be that bad, surely they won't infringe *that* right; them drawing a line between voting for trump and anything that's happening in your life is...optimistic. They clearly didn't play with dominos enough as kids--cause and effect seems to escape them entirely

He managed to hold off posting it on twitter?

Thank you, I was wondering

If anyone has any recs to tide me over until January, I'm all ears.