Dave Carroll
@everyonesings.bsky.social
He/him. Dad. Partner. Small game shop owner. Infrequent choir teacher.
Sysco this is straight up “stranger danger” behavior.
September 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Sysco this is straight up “stranger danger” behavior.
I don’t wanna brag but I’ve seen footage of this kitchen from a different angle. #dropout @samreich.bsky.social
April 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I don’t wanna brag but I’ve seen footage of this kitchen from a different angle. #dropout @samreich.bsky.social
Out with the 9 yr old and saw something causing me to summon the #boardgame brain trust:
What game could we install in playgrounds that isn’t as banal as tic-tac-toe? It needs to be both weather resistant and not have any loose pieces.
Probably a two-player is easiest?
What game could we install in playgrounds that isn’t as banal as tic-tac-toe? It needs to be both weather resistant and not have any loose pieces.
Probably a two-player is easiest?
April 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Out with the 9 yr old and saw something causing me to summon the #boardgame brain trust:
What game could we install in playgrounds that isn’t as banal as tic-tac-toe? It needs to be both weather resistant and not have any loose pieces.
Probably a two-player is easiest?
What game could we install in playgrounds that isn’t as banal as tic-tac-toe? It needs to be both weather resistant and not have any loose pieces.
Probably a two-player is easiest?
Chat is this bad?
April 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Chat is this bad?
Because I was curious, here is an aerial photograph of Vanuatu's capital, Port Vila. These people have clearly had it too good for too long. On the other hand you have to be flexible when reversing less-than-week-old strongly held convictions about a trade imbalance with a tiny archipelago.
April 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Because I was curious, here is an aerial photograph of Vanuatu's capital, Port Vila. These people have clearly had it too good for too long. On the other hand you have to be flexible when reversing less-than-week-old strongly held convictions about a trade imbalance with a tiny archipelago.
Big ups to the person who snagged the “GOT TREE” vanity plate on the vehicle in front of me escorting tree-removal heavy equipment.
April 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Big ups to the person who snagged the “GOT TREE” vanity plate on the vehicle in front of me escorting tree-removal heavy equipment.
This is the world Bo Burnham foresaw.
March 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is the world Bo Burnham foresaw.
Never the wrong time to remind folks of this.
March 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Never the wrong time to remind folks of this.
Hey Republican Senators who keep expressing dismay about cabinet appointments promising one thing and doing another, here's an age-appropriate metaphor for ya.
Guess which of these is you. Guess.
Guess which of these is you. Guess.
February 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hey Republican Senators who keep expressing dismay about cabinet appointments promising one thing and doing another, here's an age-appropriate metaphor for ya.
Guess which of these is you. Guess.
Guess which of these is you. Guess.
Reposting this explainer about being a parent to a trans child.
February 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Reposting this explainer about being a parent to a trans child.
A portrait of how getting us to comply in advance works.
February 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
A portrait of how getting us to comply in advance works.
By the time the unemployment numbers from the recent 200k+ illegally terminated federal jobs hits the Jobs Numbers, these people will already be juking the stats.
February 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
By the time the unemployment numbers from the recent 200k+ illegally terminated federal jobs hits the Jobs Numbers, these people will already be juking the stats.
Look at this filename. This is what people mean when they say this entire majority government is unserious.
February 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Look at this filename. This is what people mean when they say this entire majority government is unserious.
We Daves are noble if somewhat clumsy crew.
And then there’s this guy.
And then there’s this guy.
February 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We Daves are noble if somewhat clumsy crew.
And then there’s this guy.
And then there’s this guy.
40–50 concerned protestors today in deep red SW Virginia.
February 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
40–50 concerned protestors today in deep red SW Virginia.