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First winery: Slate Theory
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
First winery: Slate Theory
I’m off to Texas wine country with some friends. Hope everyone has a great weekend 😎🍷
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November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m off to Texas wine country with some friends. Hope everyone has a great weekend 😎🍷
And Alice lived (un)happily ever after now that she had been handed a bunch of fresh trauma and a really cool serial killer kit plus the know how of how the other killer gave herself away. Hope everyone enjoyed the bloody mess that is Alice, Sweet Alice. Until next time! #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
And Alice lived (un)happily ever after now that she had been handed a bunch of fresh trauma and a really cool serial killer kit plus the know how of how the other killer gave herself away. Hope everyone enjoyed the bloody mess that is Alice, Sweet Alice. Until next time! #GangDoesGiallo
You were saying... #GangDoesGiallo
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You were saying... #GangDoesGiallo
At this point of the film it gives me "who could have possibly done this" vibes #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
At this point of the film it gives me "who could have possibly done this" vibes #GangDoesGiallo
I really wish when she dropped the giant knife into the paper bag that it split and all the damning evidence went all over the floor. #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I really wish when she dropped the giant knife into the paper bag that it split and all the damning evidence went all over the floor. #GangDoesGiallo
"It's because of him you're coming home." That is going to mess up Alice even more when she finds out the subtext. #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"It's because of him you're coming home." That is going to mess up Alice even more when she finds out the subtext. #GangDoesGiallo
I feel like some people have zero danger radar. There are times to not go or to walk away and nobody in this film is following that feeling towards safety. #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I feel like some people have zero danger radar. There are times to not go or to walk away and nobody in this film is following that feeling towards safety. #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Oof, I forgot how brutal this part is.
#GangDoesGiallo
#GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Oof, I forgot how brutal this part is.
#GangDoesGiallo
#GangDoesGiallo
"You don't have to be afraid of me."
*Narrator* Turns out she wasn't afraid of him and he actually should have been the one to be afraid of her.
#GangDoesGiallo
*Narrator* Turns out she wasn't afraid of him and he actually should have been the one to be afraid of her.
#GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"You don't have to be afraid of me."
*Narrator* Turns out she wasn't afraid of him and he actually should have been the one to be afraid of her.
#GangDoesGiallo
*Narrator* Turns out she wasn't afraid of him and he actually should have been the one to be afraid of her.
#GangDoesGiallo
Nothing ever screamed "it's a trap" quite as much as that phone conversation. #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Nothing ever screamed "it's a trap" quite as much as that phone conversation. #GangDoesGiallo
Say you love me in front of your grieving ex-wife is some Beyonce level moves by the new wife. #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Say you love me in front of your grieving ex-wife is some Beyonce level moves by the new wife. #GangDoesGiallo
Scratch heavy breathing phone call off your Giallo bingo card! #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Scratch heavy breathing phone call off your Giallo bingo card! #GangDoesGiallo
The mother is so hilariously woe is me even though she doesn't even like Alice. #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The mother is so hilariously woe is me even though she doesn't even like Alice. #GangDoesGiallo
Can we have a side movie where we play out the forbidden love story of Alice's dad and the priest? #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Can we have a side movie where we play out the forbidden love story of Alice's dad and the priest? #GangDoesGiallo
Gross, old pervy, lazy men. Glad Alice destroyed your machine. #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Gross, old pervy, lazy men. Glad Alice destroyed your machine. #GangDoesGiallo
The giallo police are like, "Well, this case is going to be really easy to wrap up. Throw Alice in the clink!"
#GangDoesGiallo
#GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The giallo police are like, "Well, this case is going to be really easy to wrap up. Throw Alice in the clink!"
#GangDoesGiallo
#GangDoesGiallo
"I will never forgive you!"
Whatever babe, she'll just go to her priest and be forgiven. Catholic loophole.
#GangDoesGiallo
Whatever babe, she'll just go to her priest and be forgiven. Catholic loophole.
#GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"I will never forgive you!"
Whatever babe, she'll just go to her priest and be forgiven. Catholic loophole.
#GangDoesGiallo
Whatever babe, she'll just go to her priest and be forgiven. Catholic loophole.
#GangDoesGiallo
Note to self: be really, really nice to my nephews and stay on their good sides always 😅 #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Note to self: be really, really nice to my nephews and stay on their good sides always 😅 #GangDoesGiallo
Blech to keeping pet roaches in a jar. #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Blech to keeping pet roaches in a jar. #GangDoesGiallo
For a second I thought "I know what you have downstairs" was an innuendo for something but it's not (thankfully).
#GangDoesGiallo
#GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
For a second I thought "I know what you have downstairs" was an innuendo for something but it's not (thankfully).
#GangDoesGiallo
#GangDoesGiallo
The neighbor looks like the Penguin except his apartment is full of cats. #GangDoesGiallo
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November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The neighbor looks like the Penguin except his apartment is full of cats. #GangDoesGiallo