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everydaysensei.bsky.social
@everydaysensei.bsky.social
maybe it's me but a roast beef slider sounds like a euphemism
May 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
April 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Last night
April 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
March 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I could never imagine being brainwashed by the mainstream agenda

Being brainwashed by niche, esoteric texts on the other hand is another story
March 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Dudes will learn music theory just to F their Bs and E their Ds and As
March 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
March 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
March 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Reposted
Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery
February 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Researchers announced today that a new species of skinless chicken has been developed in the lab for the health-conscious consumer. The flavor of this new bird has been described as "horror beyond comprehension and surprisingly moist."
February 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Currently receiving reports that a second pizza has hit the oven. More details shortly.
February 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If it looks like cheese, it better BE cheese
February 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I love when someone acts like a complete psycho towards you and then is surprised when you report them
February 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Imagine experiencing actual harassment
January 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Naming your child Holden should be considered a form of abuse
January 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If you're going to give yourself a septum piercing, it might be time to take a step back before offering someone else advice because you look like a cartoon bull
January 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
January 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
kill nazis
January 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
the Z fighters could have benefited from a group chat
January 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Oh they just gave up the ban after like 10 hours lmao
January 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
tiktok randomly started working on my phone again

everyone huddle around and I'll let you swipe for 50 cents
January 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
opening bluesky after tiktok ends like
January 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
just scrolled to the literal end of tiktok and it wasn't even funny
a man in a suit says " and now its all over "
ALT: a man in a suit says " and now its all over "
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
flippers and scalpers should die

it's a hard stance but i'm taking it
January 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Maple is just one of those weird things that happens to work on bacon and guitar necks. You can't explain that.
January 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM