EverTheAltruist
@everthealtruist.bsky.social
Bearing the fruits of practice is magic.
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Bearing the fruits of practice is magic.
10/10, would divine
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
10/10, would divine
You mean greediest.
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 AM
You mean greediest.
Tracks with his history of failing upward.
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Tracks with his history of failing upward.
I love when people pop off around what I said, but refuse to engage directly because it’s not about a conversation to them, it’s about scoring points. The press is toothless in this country. These reporters let this moron call them stupid to their faces.
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I love when people pop off around what I said, but refuse to engage directly because it’s not about a conversation to them, it’s about scoring points. The press is toothless in this country. These reporters let this moron call them stupid to their faces.
They didn’t press for additional answers, for additional details. You know, “the press”?
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
They didn’t press for additional answers, for additional details. You know, “the press”?
Remember when Walz called POWs “losers and suckers”? Oh, nevermind, that was Trump.
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Remember when Walz called POWs “losers and suckers”? Oh, nevermind, that was Trump.
Leviticus 19:34
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Leviticus 19:34
Leviticus 19:34
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Leviticus 19:34
I call it lukewarm piss posting, and you’re pretty good at it. It’s earned you a follower.
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I call it lukewarm piss posting, and you’re pretty good at it. It’s earned you a follower.
I’m not arguing with your joke, but 120 Days of Sodom has existed for quite a while. They say the elites worship Paradise Lost, but they jerk it to 120 Days of Sodom.
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I’m not arguing with your joke, but 120 Days of Sodom has existed for quite a while. They say the elites worship Paradise Lost, but they jerk it to 120 Days of Sodom.
We’re under the Dunder-Chud regime.
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
We’re under the Dunder-Chud regime.
Were they artists, I’d be happy to uplift them, but they’re not, they’re just a new breed of exploitative eggheads.
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Were they artists, I’d be happy to uplift them, but they’re not, they’re just a new breed of exploitative eggheads.
I’ve really taken to Sirin. It’s pretty fun being Legolas.
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’ve really taken to Sirin. It’s pretty fun being Legolas.
They’ve said there will be no FOMO. All of the gear available in the pack should be farmable.
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
They’ve said there will be no FOMO. All of the gear available in the pack should be farmable.
Your service is irreplaceable.
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Your service is irreplaceable.
We need a full no-confidence for the entire administration.
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We need a full no-confidence for the entire administration.
“I like the kind of woman who will literally just kill me”
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“I like the kind of woman who will literally just kill me”
Leviticus 19:34
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Leviticus 19:34
Depends on the DJ. Turntableism and controllerism are becoming lost arts thanks to celebrity cosplayers.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Depends on the DJ. Turntableism and controllerism are becoming lost arts thanks to celebrity cosplayers.
The Mad Splatter, in his royal robes provided by Depends. Fearless leader shits himself.
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The Mad Splatter, in his royal robes provided by Depends. Fearless leader shits himself.
In RFK voice: “I’d be cool with vaccines if I could suck it out a butt.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
In RFK voice: “I’d be cool with vaccines if I could suck it out a butt.”
What a basic bitch.
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
What a basic bitch.
Capitalist dystopia stories rebranded as heartwarming bullshit.
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Capitalist dystopia stories rebranded as heartwarming bullshit.
I love how even in-universe they can’t agree on what it is.
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I love how even in-universe they can’t agree on what it is.