This is true
I know because I also agree

There's a wing gaster near Springfield
You should check it out

I do agree that you can lose a race to something that feels like you could have done nothing about, in a final lap as that has happened to me at least 30 times when going for completion (I hate that you can be in first, and then hit with something you can not see leaving you to die in last)

With the rival CPU system there is at least 2 more cpus that are competing harder than the rest. Because they need to stay alive in case they become the rival
I wish this was told to players somewhere, but no its not
I do really enjoy it though. I literally beat it last week

This unlocked a memory from when I was like 2
Holy shit I'm Old!

NOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The 6
Starwalkers:

Take a tums or antacid or something
I had absolutely horrible stomach pain for all of last night and I took an antacid and felt a lot better afterwards.

That sucks :(

This is why people need to MARK THEIR POSTS as nsfw
Some people don't want to see porn on their tl, and shouldn't feel uncomfortable because they are too lazy to tick a checkbox

Fake teto fans right there

With rebranding yourself, you should always keep some sort of signifiers, like that older username in your bio or smth

31 Year old woman right there