As one does, obviously

Wait there’s audio read by her?! Thanks for this! 🩵

Omg hi Sarah!

Move over Marie Callender pie fiasco. I raise you unintentional charcoaled pecans. 4/4

Pro tip: timers are better than stopwatches when toasting pecans and also 23 minutes ar 400* is too much. 3/

Another year my dad thought he could single handedly chop down an old growth tree 3x the height of our house. The fire department got involved. Also the donkey behind our house chased the firemen. 3/

One year my godmother accidentally blew up a leaded glass gravy boat in our microwave, ruining it, while she and my mom and another friend made dinner 2/