🔑 Key 🔑
@evergreenkey.bsky.social
BFFR
Your Unhinged Bestie
Currently in the Bad Place 🇺🇸
Your Unhinged Bestie
Currently in the Bad Place 🇺🇸
I just don't think God will be out here saving us when it all goes to shit. He could be saving us now....
February 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I just don't think God will be out here saving us when it all goes to shit. He could be saving us now....
Fuck this place. @Earth
February 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Fuck this place. @Earth
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
I'm convinced they wrote project 2025 after the show superstore.
February 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm convinced they wrote project 2025 after the show superstore.
I don't like this. Chrissy wake uuupppp!
a woman with long hair says i don 't like this in a dark room
ALT: a woman with long hair says i don 't like this in a dark room
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I don't like this. Chrissy wake uuupppp!
He that shall not be named will now be referred to as Felon 47. Have the day you voted for.
a man in a suit and tie is asking if he has a criminal history
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is asking if he has a criminal history
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
He that shall not be named will now be referred to as Felon 47. Have the day you voted for.
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Hi, I’m God.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hi, I’m God.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
You see how I no longer use meta apps. Very demure, very mindful. 💁♀️
January 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You see how I no longer use meta apps. Very demure, very mindful. 💁♀️
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Not sure I’m cut out for this.
January 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Not sure I’m cut out for this.
Thanks Obama for saving Tik Tok. You're the best.
January 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Thanks Obama for saving Tik Tok. You're the best.
Binge watching superstore because wtf is life rn.
a woman wearing an apron is making a face with her eyes closed
ALT: a woman wearing an apron is making a face with her eyes closed
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Binge watching superstore because wtf is life rn.
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A Snoop Dogg CD works really well to scrape dog shit off of the sidewalk.
Follow me for more life hacks.
Follow me for more life hacks.
January 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A Snoop Dogg CD works really well to scrape dog shit off of the sidewalk.
Follow me for more life hacks.
Follow me for more life hacks.
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They banned abortion & TikTok before assault weapons…
THEY BANNED ABORTION & TIKTOK BEFORE ASSAULT WEAPONS.
THEY BANNED ABORTION & TIKTOK BEFORE ASSAULT WEAPONS.
January 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
They banned abortion & TikTok before assault weapons…
THEY BANNED ABORTION & TIKTOK BEFORE ASSAULT WEAPONS.
THEY BANNED ABORTION & TIKTOK BEFORE ASSAULT WEAPONS.
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Donations to Biden's inaugural fund in 2021:
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
January 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Donations to Biden's inaugural fund in 2021:
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
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Weekly reminder that Brock Turner goes by Allen Turner now because Allen is his middle name.
His name is Brock Allen Turner.
Brock Allen Turner still lives in Ohio.
Brock Allen Turner is a rapist.
His name is Brock Allen Turner.
Brock Allen Turner still lives in Ohio.
Brock Allen Turner is a rapist.
November 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Weekly reminder that Brock Turner goes by Allen Turner now because Allen is his middle name.
His name is Brock Allen Turner.
Brock Allen Turner still lives in Ohio.
Brock Allen Turner is a rapist.
His name is Brock Allen Turner.
Brock Allen Turner still lives in Ohio.
Brock Allen Turner is a rapist.