It's always amusing to me when something gets posted and someone responds 'who cares?'

You. You care. You wouldn't say anything if you didn't.

I could never handle being famous. What if I said something stupid and people made fun of me?

Or worse, I said something stupid and people agreed with me?!

I find the best way to do something you don't want to do is to have something else you don't want to do even more. Make a misery lasagna and you will be a human dynamo of productivity.

I have an emotional need to maximize the battery life of my electronics

When I start see posts from here floating around Reddit, Tumblr and Imgur I'll know things will be Ok