Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️⚧️
@eventuallymaude.bsky.social
MtF, she/her, mid transition woman, mid-30s, AuDHD, engineer, leftist, cat mom, Babylon 5 fan, submissive bi slut, late bloomer.
HRT 03/25/2023
Orchiectomy 01/04/2024
FFS 06/12-06/13/2025
BA 09/02/2025
HRT 03/25/2023
Orchiectomy 01/04/2024
FFS 06/12-06/13/2025
BA 09/02/2025
Good Morning, Angels. The idea of businesses having values really annoying to me. We're just here to make money for the company and get paid a pittance. Stop pretending our work has any other meaning.
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Good Morning, Angels. The idea of businesses having values really annoying to me. We're just here to make money for the company and get paid a pittance. Stop pretending our work has any other meaning.
I want to use this picture for my first family Christmas card showing that I'm actually a trans woman. My mom hates it, she says it looks like a blowup doll. Most of the people getting the card will be boomer family friends i don't really know (or care about) and my mom's evil conservative family.
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I want to use this picture for my first family Christmas card showing that I'm actually a trans woman. My mom hates it, she says it looks like a blowup doll. Most of the people getting the card will be boomer family friends i don't really know (or care about) and my mom's evil conservative family.
Masterlock makes safe boxes and gun locks. The jokes write themselves.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Masterlock makes safe boxes and gun locks. The jokes write themselves.
So my girlfriend is in bed with me. So is Rascal.
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So my girlfriend is in bed with me. So is Rascal.
How many swinger jokes are hidden in "Monty Python and the Meaning of Life"?
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
How many swinger jokes are hidden in "Monty Python and the Meaning of Life"?
I have more than a few British and Irish mootskis I'd love to meet...
Since I probably can't get the surgery next year, I can theoretically use my PTO for a family vacation to Ireland in a few months. Mom says I can't dress sexy, and to expect terrible weather. I hope she realized she essentially declared war.
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I have more than a few British and Irish mootskis I'd love to meet...
Since I probably can't get the surgery next year, I can theoretically use my PTO for a family vacation to Ireland in a few months. Mom says I can't dress sexy, and to expect terrible weather. I hope she realized she essentially declared war.
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Since I probably can't get the surgery next year, I can theoretically use my PTO for a family vacation to Ireland in a few months. Mom says I can't dress sexy, and to expect terrible weather. I hope she realized she essentially declared war.
Good Morning, Angels. The desolation of having to wait a lot longer than I hoped for bottom surgery combined with the general malaise of the onset of my period it's producing a really novel collection of symptoms. Thoroughly unenjoyable. But at least I'm cute.
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Good Morning, Angels. The desolation of having to wait a lot longer than I hoped for bottom surgery combined with the general malaise of the onset of my period it's producing a really novel collection of symptoms. Thoroughly unenjoyable. But at least I'm cute.
My mom wants a picture of me for the family Christmas card, but the only pictures I have where I'm not massive a face she doesn't like are nudes, she obviously are won't use those.
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My mom wants a picture of me for the family Christmas card, but the only pictures I have where I'm not massive a face she doesn't like are nudes, she obviously are won't use those.
I've felt numb and distant since Friday. But my electrolygist just asked me about my bottom surgery consultation, and the dam broke. I haven't cried that hard since the day after the election. Hair check in 11 months, not keeping my dick for over a further year. I don't know how I'm going to make it
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I've felt numb and distant since Friday. But my electrolygist just asked me about my bottom surgery consultation, and the dam broke. I haven't cried that hard since the day after the election. Hair check in 11 months, not keeping my dick for over a further year. I don't know how I'm going to make it
Good Afternoon, Angels. Have you filled out your progress tracking spreadsheet today? Did you fill it out the right way? We need to have 20 minute meeting to make sure you know the correct way.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Good Afternoon, Angels. Have you filled out your progress tracking spreadsheet today? Did you fill it out the right way? We need to have 20 minute meeting to make sure you know the correct way.
Good Morning, Angels. It’s a period week, so I’ve added Pepsid AC to my daily medicine regimen. There’s an antihistamine in it that helps with PMDD symptoms. I’m not feeling as crumby as I usually do.
I need to learn to be a more handsy and interactive partner.
I need to learn to be a more handsy and interactive partner.
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Good Morning, Angels. It’s a period week, so I’ve added Pepsid AC to my daily medicine regimen. There’s an antihistamine in it that helps with PMDD symptoms. I’m not feeling as crumby as I usually do.
I need to learn to be a more handsy and interactive partner.
I need to learn to be a more handsy and interactive partner.
Good Morning, Angels. I have to work today because the company decided not to count the power failure as a day off. But I at least had my girlfriend spend the night. She did my nails, we cuddled and made out. And tonight she wants to play with me.
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Good Morning, Angels. I have to work today because the company decided not to count the power failure as a day off. But I at least had my girlfriend spend the night. She did my nails, we cuddled and made out. And tonight she wants to play with me.
The downside of my cats liking my girlfriend is they're demanding att while we're trying to stay having fun.
I have another girl over at my place for the first time ever, and my cats like her.
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The downside of my cats liking my girlfriend is they're demanding att while we're trying to stay having fun.
I have another girl over at my place for the first time ever, and my cats like her.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I have another girl over at my place for the first time ever, and my cats like her.
Got it scheduled for next October. Usually girls are just starting hair removal when they come in. Waiting that long is going to hurt.
Getting my hair check scheduled.
Good Morning, Angels. I have my second bottom surgery consultation this morning with the same surgical team that did my orchi. I was still boymoding back then, needless to say I've changed a lot.
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Got it scheduled for next October. Usually girls are just starting hair removal when they come in. Waiting that long is going to hurt.
Getting my hair check scheduled.
Good Morning, Angels. I have my second bottom surgery consultation this morning with the same surgical team that did my orchi. I was still boymoding back then, needless to say I've changed a lot.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Getting my hair check scheduled.
Good Morning, Angels. I have my second bottom surgery consultation this morning with the same surgical team that did my orchi. I was still boymoding back then, needless to say I've changed a lot.
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Good Morning, Angels. I have my second bottom surgery consultation this morning with the same surgical team that did my orchi. I was still boymoding back then, needless to say I've changed a lot.
I sent this to my girlfriend and she got flustered. And I haven't done a titty reveal yet so enjoy.
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I sent this to my girlfriend and she got flustered. And I haven't done a titty reveal yet so enjoy.
Good Afternoon, Angels. I got the day off due to a power failure at work. So I'm enjoying a lazy and naked Thursday.
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Good Afternoon, Angels. I got the day off due to a power failure at work. So I'm enjoying a lazy and naked Thursday.
You know how generic 10% minoxidil isn't approved for women or people with estrogen dominant endocrine systems? Turns out it's because estrogenated immune systems are more likely to react negatively to that concentration, possibly including sudden shedding and severe itching. And because it was
Good Morning, Angels. I restarted topical minoxidil last week, and I’m shedding. A lot. I had a lot of hormone-screwed hairs that are being jettisoned. Itches like crazy and feels scarier than it is. Hopefully my the hairs will grow in correctly in a few weeks. Or at least not get stuck against skin
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You know how generic 10% minoxidil isn't approved for women or people with estrogen dominant endocrine systems? Turns out it's because estrogenated immune systems are more likely to react negatively to that concentration, possibly including sudden shedding and severe itching. And because it was
Good Morning, Angels. I restarted topical minoxidil last week, and I’m shedding. A lot. I had a lot of hormone-screwed hairs that are being jettisoned. Itches like crazy and feels scarier than it is. Hopefully my the hairs will grow in correctly in a few weeks. Or at least not get stuck against skin
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Good Morning, Angels. I restarted topical minoxidil last week, and I’m shedding. A lot. I had a lot of hormone-screwed hairs that are being jettisoned. Itches like crazy and feels scarier than it is. Hopefully my the hairs will grow in correctly in a few weeks. Or at least not get stuck against skin
If you see this, QTP with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎥
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If you see this, QTP with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎥
If you see this, QTP with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎥
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you see this, QTP with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎥
My 1000th day of HRT will be 4 days after my birthday, 38 days from now. I should have taken an earlier appointment at Planned Parenthood.
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My 1000th day of HRT will be 4 days after my birthday, 38 days from now. I should have taken an earlier appointment at Planned Parenthood.