Even Number Nephew
@evennumbernephew.bsky.social
Gay stuff, wrestling and death metal.
Wilson's Disease
Wilson's Disease
Highly recommend this short story. It's a quick little read that will leave you scared, confused and generally apprehensive about this whole Christmas thing.
I can't think of a better use of your next five minutes. #horror #shortstory
I can't think of a better use of your next five minutes. #horror #shortstory
My horror story ‘No Sleeps ’Til Christmas’ can still be found at the original Authory link, but I’m experimenting with Medium as well, try this link medium.com/@martindelan... #christmas #horror #shortstory #writing
No Sleeps ’Til Christmas
By Martin Delaney
medium.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Highly recommend this short story. It's a quick little read that will leave you scared, confused and generally apprehensive about this whole Christmas thing.
I can't think of a better use of your next five minutes. #horror #shortstory
I can't think of a better use of your next five minutes. #horror #shortstory
Your last meme saved is your moral philosophy.
Uuuh, this unironically is.
Uuuh, this unironically is.
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Your last meme saved is your moral philosophy.
Uuuh, this unironically is.
Uuuh, this unironically is.
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The ‘hard mode’ examples. Fucking hell.
Sorry, I forgot, everyone is twelve now.
Sorry, I forgot, everyone is twelve now.
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The ‘hard mode’ examples. Fucking hell.
Sorry, I forgot, everyone is twelve now.
Sorry, I forgot, everyone is twelve now.
if you see this, post a random image from your device
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
if you see this, post a random image from your device
Why are people so fucking weird about stuff (derogatory)
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Why are people so fucking weird about stuff (derogatory)
This but for all art.
"believable" isn't the goal as much as "dazzle me with bullshit" and I love that
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This but for all art.
This is an important lesson to plants.
If you're going to have a name like a Hellebore, which sounds like a weapon from Halo, at least have the decency to look like a Triffid.
Well done to this plant, providing a sterling example.
If you're going to have a name like a Hellebore, which sounds like a weapon from Halo, at least have the decency to look like a Triffid.
Well done to this plant, providing a sterling example.
The first hellebore of the winter blooming in my garden today. #Bloomscrolling #Flowers #Garden #GardenPhotography 🌱📸
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This is an important lesson to plants.
If you're going to have a name like a Hellebore, which sounds like a weapon from Halo, at least have the decency to look like a Triffid.
Well done to this plant, providing a sterling example.
If you're going to have a name like a Hellebore, which sounds like a weapon from Halo, at least have the decency to look like a Triffid.
Well done to this plant, providing a sterling example.
My owie got better. Yay.
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My owie got better. Yay.
The new @decassette.bsky.social book (Garden of Spheres) arrived today!! And its perfect reading weather 🥰🥰
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The new @decassette.bsky.social book (Garden of Spheres) arrived today!! And its perfect reading weather 🥰🥰
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ME? THE SIFF?!
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
ME? THE SIFF?!
I sliced my hands up and I can't make apple crumble 😭😭😭😭
Well, I can but it'd be painful and the crumble would be full of blood. 😭😭😭😭
Well, I can but it'd be painful and the crumble would be full of blood. 😭😭😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I sliced my hands up and I can't make apple crumble 😭😭😭😭
Well, I can but it'd be painful and the crumble would be full of blood. 😭😭😭😭
Well, I can but it'd be painful and the crumble would be full of blood. 😭😭😭😭
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Hi I’m doing a Black Friday sale! Use codes:
FRIDAY15 for 15% off any order
FRIDAY20 for 20% off orders $50+
FRIDAY25 for 25% off orders $100+
www.hannahcomstock.com/store
FRIDAY15 for 15% off any order
FRIDAY20 for 20% off orders $50+
FRIDAY25 for 25% off orders $100+
www.hannahcomstock.com/store
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hi I’m doing a Black Friday sale! Use codes:
FRIDAY15 for 15% off any order
FRIDAY20 for 20% off orders $50+
FRIDAY25 for 25% off orders $100+
www.hannahcomstock.com/store
FRIDAY15 for 15% off any order
FRIDAY20 for 20% off orders $50+
FRIDAY25 for 25% off orders $100+
www.hannahcomstock.com/store
Only a week until bandcamp Friday!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Only a week until bandcamp Friday!!!!
Absolute Queen shit 👑👑👑👑
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Absolute Queen shit 👑👑👑👑
Based.
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Based.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Why do people care so much about what hypothetical fans of other promotions might have thought about a show?
You liked something! That's great! Why do we need to hear about how "That'll shut up all the people who say [X] about [Y]"?
#Wrestlesky #AEW #WWE
You liked something! That's great! Why do we need to hear about how "That'll shut up all the people who say [X] about [Y]"?
#Wrestlesky #AEW #WWE
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Why do people care so much about what hypothetical fans of other promotions might have thought about a show?
You liked something! That's great! Why do we need to hear about how "That'll shut up all the people who say [X] about [Y]"?
#Wrestlesky #AEW #WWE
You liked something! That's great! Why do we need to hear about how "That'll shut up all the people who say [X] about [Y]"?
#Wrestlesky #AEW #WWE
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Lovely people of Bluesky: Please support my prize draw! I'm giving away recent oil painting, "Water Washed By Wind", to raise money for Care Leavers this Christmas & will ship it (free) anywhere in the world. Entry is free, but any donations would be fantastic. www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Lovely people of Bluesky: Please support my prize draw! I'm giving away recent oil painting, "Water Washed By Wind", to raise money for Care Leavers this Christmas & will ship it (free) anywhere in the world. Entry is free, but any donations would be fantastic. www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
Seated for Bugonia, I normally go to my local indie cinema, but im at Cineworld.
Slightly unsettling hearing Danny Dyer slurring his way through the inhouse ads. The ads have been going for 25 minutes so far.
Slightly unsettling hearing Danny Dyer slurring his way through the inhouse ads. The ads have been going for 25 minutes so far.
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Seated for Bugonia, I normally go to my local indie cinema, but im at Cineworld.
Slightly unsettling hearing Danny Dyer slurring his way through the inhouse ads. The ads have been going for 25 minutes so far.
Slightly unsettling hearing Danny Dyer slurring his way through the inhouse ads. The ads have been going for 25 minutes so far.
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There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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I'm guessing not all 6000 of my followers have seen these/this
These puffins and kings have also just been added to the following gallery/shop. Lots of interesting resonant ghosty kinda stuff there, if you’re interested. And you should be dammit
www.chloecumming.com/monoprintdra...
www.chloecumming.com/monoprintdra...
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I'm guessing not all 6000 of my followers have seen these/this
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THANK YOU THANK YOU to the people who share my things, even if no one buys anything today it can sow seeds, and it shows me you care or something, which is nice
These puffins and kings have also just been added to the following gallery/shop. Lots of interesting resonant ghosty kinda stuff there, if you’re interested. And you should be dammit
www.chloecumming.com/monoprintdra...
www.chloecumming.com/monoprintdra...
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
THANK YOU THANK YOU to the people who share my things, even if no one buys anything today it can sow seeds, and it shows me you care or something, which is nice