I’m always saying this myself

he developed an unhealthy kione-like disposition during the war

starting to understand why Joss did Bond if these rules are gonna keep hanging over me

fever growing deeper, I’ve got vampire swag now
I’m cursing the transmissibility of diseases as homophobic
I need attendant maids to torment with unreasonable demands and shockingly fast lobbed projectiles

long delayed killshot on my brain for my first pornish thing seen being a bunch of jacked women with frighteningly tight skin and massive implants

I’m glad you recognize this extremely real and beautiful trend

did regression to the numbers and they’re calling themselves epsilons now

dyke (derogatory); impermissible on a grammatical level
Dyke (reverential); correct and proper

after you break a girl from straight to gay, it's important that you continue to break her again and again to ensure every part of her is primed for girl stuff. like a glow stick

I’m pretty sure I wasn’t as crazy about groping before I dated her and I definitely was way less spontaneous about dropping partners before, it’s wild stuff

it might be another case of only me being into this but I think many women here would be really into a beautiful older woman trying her best to erode your inhibitions over the course of several years so you can be as sexually aggressive as she craves