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Down here in Oklahoma we've got the Cock Ring but it's not as cool.
A metal sculpture that has the letters C, O and K engraved all over it
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Teal'c from the show "Stargate SG-1" saying "undomesticated wild equines could not remove me."
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Image: a distraught ogre holding a copy of Ulysses by James Joyce Text: Everyone Call Ogre STUPID and it TRUE! Ogre barely even Literate! Ogre finally finished reading ULYSSES, but Ogre only Can identify surface level themes like Religion and Nationalism and Can't Comprehend deeper ideas like the "Remorse of Conscience" that make James Joyce's novel a Modernist Classic! Ogre so dumb, it make Ogre Sad! At this rate, Ogre will never understand Finnegans Wake!
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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A tweet "from" Wil Stancil: SEED OILS SEED OILS OMG SEED OILS OMG FUCKING OMG SEED OILS FUCK FUCK OMG FUCK. I can tell you losers have never had real enemies. You’re afraid of sunflowers. You legit won’t shut up about it. Such uninteresting lives. Total losers OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD SEED FUCKING OILS AND WORE THE WRONG SHOES TO THE GYM TO LIFT MEDIOCRE WEIGHT HOLY FUCKING FUCK HOW WILL HE BE AN ALPHA MALE EVER AGAIN FUCK FUCKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Black and white photo of a cube shaped building with no windows.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
eveningbells.bsky.social
the updated 2025 edition talks about when the urine is masking
a picture of a page of an old Urinalysis textbook. The page has a cartoon with a rack of test tubes holding what is implied to be urine. The urine has faces with a mix of emotions. The text below reads: "APPEARANCE Does all Urine look like? Occasionally the appearance of urine provides a warning of abnormality--"
October 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Everybody like the moon
Because it light up the sky at night
and it lovely and it makes the tides go
and we like it
a picture of the full moon
October 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
eveningbells.bsky.social
shriveled spinal chord head thing from the episode of Spongebob where he sells chocolate
September 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
eveningbells.bsky.social
The "guess we're doing [blank]" meme but with Glocks and a container with a horse and a heart and I guess they're doing cum now
September 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Didn't expect to end up with actual evidence for this
YouTube comment saying "had to be explain what the owo bullet casing engraving meant to my grandma yesterday"
September 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Principal Seymour from Simpsons "Pathetic" meme
September 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
eveningbells.bsky.social
Yeah, it seems far more likely the costume is referencing this instead, esp. with him wearing the cap
Man in black and white track suit and flatcap
September 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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WSJ on hearing the shooter was a young white man:
A guard from the game Skyrim with hundreds of arrows in his face. Above him is the text "must have been the wind"
September 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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POV: You're a kid in an airport minding your own business
Heavily cropped photo of RFK's head
August 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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"they don't know" party meme with the text "they don't know I'm a good girl who deserves pets"
August 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Wimdy vs. Not Wimdy
Black and white diptych of a dog sticking his head out a window. In one his hair is being blown by the wind
August 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Me whenever someone disagrees with me on Reddit
Woman in space with the text "suck my girl cock, fascist"
August 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
eveningbells.bsky.social
Off the top of my head, Ringworld by Larry Niven seems to be the earliest I can think of. I wanted to read Discworld but couldn't remember the name and tried describing it to my school librarian and she brought it out instead.
August 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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This can't be a real person
August 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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To the tune of "Werewolves of London"
A screencap from Reddit of a post titled "just saw a Matt Gaetz at a Taco Bell in Clairemont." and a picture of Matt Gaetz sitting at a table.
August 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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a still of Teal'c from the show Stargate SG-1 saying "Undomesticated equines could not remove me."
August 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Whenever people try to argue that crypto should be taken seriously, I think of this
Fartcoin is a top mover on coinbase, claims this email. It is up 7.9% in the last 24 hours apparently
July 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Image of suspiciously straight-laced man failing to hold a frankly manageable amount of limes with the text "why can't I hold all these limes" in impact typeface. This is an old meme.
June 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Graffiti that says "don't let your boyfriend stop you from meeting the man fucking your husband"
May 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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everyone's got a little demon on their shoulder
a boy with low rez images of food covering his body, above him are the words "unhealthy choices"
April 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM