Even Eleven
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Even Eleven
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the “Golden Age.”
January 20, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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the SNL cold open writes itself
January 20, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here

McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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Trump is playing with our money — stocks, pensions, retirement and 401k’s while he stashes his money in a bank in Qatar.
finance.yahoo.com/news/live/st...
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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One fucking year of chaos because of a mad wannabe king, a feckless Congress, an illegal and enabling SCOTUS, and a whole bunch of fucking ignorant, racist, smooth brain voters. Not to mention the dumbfucks that didn’t vote. 🤦‍♂️
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Opinion: Trump’s appalling threat leaves no doubt: It’s time for the 25th Amendment
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
Trump’s Insane New Threat Leaves No Doubt: It’s Time for the 25th Amendment
There is no longer any denying the president is unable to carry out the demands of his office.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 20, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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The world is so broken that somehow Cow Tools are real now -
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in different ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM